英语笑话

775　He wouldn't be my type 他不会是我喜欢的类型

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots—outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. “I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this,” she sighed. “Look on the bright side,” I suggested. “If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me.” Still staring at the pile, she said, “Nah. He wouldn't be my type.”

野鸭诱子、钓鱼竿、靴子，各种各样的户外装备在车库里堆积如山。有一天我看见太太盯着这堆杂乱的脏东西叹息说：“我希望死在你前面。这样我就不用去扔这些东西了。”我说：“要往好的方面想。如果我死在你前面，你可以在报纸上登一则广告。当所有的男人都来买这些东西的时候，你就可以挑一个人来代替我。”她仍然盯着看这堆东西，说：“不，他不会是我喜欢的类型。”