英语笑话
776 Three Nos 三不包
My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information—names, dates of birth, etc. —the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, “No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties.”
我和我的准妻子在县政府文书的办公室领取结婚证书。登记完我们的主要信息,如姓名、出生年月等,文书把我们的结婚证书递给我们,并且一本正经地说:“不包退、不包换、不包用。”