英语笑话

791　I had her on her knees 我让她下跪了

Three men are at a bar, and two of them are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?” The third man turns to the first two and says, “Well, I'll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees.” The first two men are dumbfounded. “Wow! What happened next?” they asked. The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters, “She started screaming, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!’”

三个男人在酒馆里，其中两个在说他们对妻子的管束，第三个在一边默不作声。过了一会儿，那两个人问第三个：“你怎么样？你对你的妻子有什么样的管束？”第三个对前两个说：“嗯，我告诉你们，前天我让她下跪了。”那两个男人惊呆了，他们说：“哇！接下来怎么样？”第三个大大地喝了一口啤酒，叹了一口气，咕哝着说：“她开始尖叫：‘从床底下出来，像男人那样打一架！’”