英语笑话

814　You say something worth $300 你说的话值300美元

For years I tried unsuccessfully to persuade my wife to get a hearing aid. “How much do they cost?” she asked one day after I had pitched the idea to her again. “They're usually about $300,” I said. “Okay, if you say something worth $300,” she replied, “I'll get one.”

好多年来，我试图说服我太太配一副助听器都没有成功。有一天，我再一次向她提出这个想法。她问我：“配一副助听器要多少钱？”我说：“通常是300美元。”她回答说：“好，什么时候你说的话值300美元，我就配一副。”