英语笑话 - 婚姻篇:835 It's thirty-six percent more baby 这是个重了36%的婴儿
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    835 It's thirty-six percent more baby 这是个重了36%的婴儿

    Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When my fourth arrived, he was much larger. The reading came from a nurse, who seemed impressed as she read, “Weight, nine pounds, eight ounces.” My husband, a CPA in corporate finance who had been quiet up until this point, could contain himself no longer. “How about that!” he exclaimed happily. “It's thirty-six percent more baby!”

    我们的前三个孩子都是女孩,生下来的时候都是差不多七磅。第四个是个男孩,他就大得多了。一个护士在称体重:“九磅八盎司。”她看来对这个读数印象深刻。我丈夫是一个公司财务部的专业会计师。他一直没有开口,直到这时候他忍不住高兴地大声说:“这么说吧,这是个重了36%的婴儿。”

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