英语笑话

834　40 Year Curse 40年的咒语

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

一个老人到巫士那里，问他能不能解除一条伴随他生活了40年的咒语。巫士说：“或许可以。不过你得告诉我，把这条咒语加在你身上的时候确切的用词。”这个老人毫不犹豫地说：“现在我宣布你们为合法夫妻。”