英语笑话

840　Blind Golfer 盲人高尔夫球手

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were playing golf one morning. They found the group ahead of them was particularly slow. They found the greens-keeper and asked why. The greens-keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.” The pastor said, “That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight.” The doctor said, “I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.” The engineer said, “Why can't these guys play at night?”

一天上午，一位牧师、一位医生、一位工程师在打高尔夫。他们发现前面的那一组特别慢，就找草坪养护工人来问。草坪养护工人说：“对，那一组是盲人消防队员。他们去年在抢救我们俱乐部房子的时候失明了。所以，他们不论什么时候来都免费玩。”牧师说：“真可悲。今天晚上我会为他们做一个特别祷告。”医生说：“我要问问我的眼科医生朋友，看看他能为他们做什么。”工程师说：“他们为什么不能晚上来玩儿呢？”