英语笑话

845　The Worst Day 最倒霉的一天

I asked a crop-duster, how his day had gone. “It was the worst day of my life,” replied the man. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the plane. When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On my way home, I stopped off at a bar and was handed a warm beer. So I yelled at the bartender, ‘Don't you have any cold beers?’ The bartender said, ‘Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.’”

我问一个开喷洒农药飞机的人这一天过得怎么样。他说：“这是我这辈子最倒霉的一天。今天早上我到一块地上空喷洒农药，刮到了输电线，碰坏了飞机翅膀。回到办公室，我老板把我训了一顿。然后，从联邦飞行总署来的家伙又把我训了一顿。回家的路上，我去一家酒店。给我的是一瓶温啤酒。我对酒店老板大喊：‘你们没有凉啤酒吗？’酒店老板说：‘对不起，今天早上路那边一个开喷洒农药飞机的白痴撞断了输电线，从那以后我们就停电了。’”