双语黑色笑话:873 It has a lifetime warranty 它是终身包用的
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    873 It has a lifetime warranty 它是终身包用的

    After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. “What's so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral home director. He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”

    在安葬了母亲九个月之后,一位顾客终于凑够了钱买那个他原来想买的昂贵的棺材。他把他母亲的尸体挖出来,搬到这个新的钢盒子里。我问殡仪馆的负责人:“这个棺材有什么特别之处呢?”他回答说:“它是终身包用的。”

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