英语笑话

897　The Last Note 最后的便条

Mike had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Mike's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper and Mike used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher opened the note, and read, “You're standing on my oxygen tube!”

麦克一直是虔诚的基督徒，他在医院里快要死了。他的家人请牧师来和他们在一起。当牧师站到他的床边上的时候，麦克的情况明显恶化。他狂乱的动作表示他想写一点什么。牧师和蔼地递给他纸和笔。麦克用他最后的一点力气涂写了几个字，随后就死了。牧师打开便条，上面写的是“你踩在我的氧气管子上了。”