英语笑话

906　Which way was it headed? 它往哪个方向去了？

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, “Sir! Please stop that immediately.” “Certainly, Madame,” replies the waiter with a bow. “Which way was it headed?”

一个拘谨的妇人和一个新派男人一起在顶级餐厅里用餐。洋葱汤已端到她面前。正当侍者把主菜端过来的时候，她放了一个很响的屁。为了挽回面子，她对侍者说：“先生，请马上停止那样做。”（注：也可以理解为“马上把它停住。”）侍者一边鞠躬一边说：“当然，夫人。请问它往哪个方向去了？”