英语笑话

915　Bland 温和，淡而无味

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. “Nothing fragrant,” she instructed. “Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My house is decorated in beige and cream. Here is a wallpaper sample.” She handed me a plain square of tan-colored paper. “Your name?” I asked. “Mrs. Bland,” the woman replied.

在我们店里订花的一位顾客下了非常详细的准则。她指示说：“不要有香味。不要太高，不要太杂乱。也不要鲜艳的颜色。我的房子装修成米黄色和奶油色。这是墙纸的样品。”她递给我一张纯棕褐色的小方纸。我问：“您的名字？”那位女子回答说：“Bland太太。”（注：Bland，温和，淡而无味）