英语笑话

914　Why is she wearing two coats? 她为什么穿两件大衣？

A blonde wants to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. She decides to paint the living room in their house. When her husband arrives home after work, he walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a wool coat and a fur coat at the same time. He asks her why she is wearing two coats. She shows him the directions on the paint can and they read, “FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!”

一个金发女郎决定要油他们家的客厅。她想要向她丈夫表明，不论别人怎么说，她其实还是挺聪明的。当她的丈夫下班回到家里，走到客厅，发现她躺在地上满头大汗。他注意到她穿着一件呢子大衣加上一件毛皮大衣，就问她为什么要穿两件大衣。她给她丈夫看油漆桶上的说明：“为了最好的效果，刷两遍（穿两件大衣）。”