英语笑话

918　I'm in some pain too 我也有些痛

While working as a nurse in a military hospital's emergency room, I was required to introduce myself by my rank and full name. I usually refer to myself as Ensign Mike Payne, but one busy day I rushed into a patient's room and blurted, “Hi, I'm Ensign Payne.” “Hi,” the patient responded. “I'm in some pain too.”

我是一家陆军医院急诊室的护士。按规定，在做自我介绍的时候，要把军衔和全名一起报出来。通常我介绍自己是麦克·配恩少尉。但是，在一个很忙的日子，我急急忙忙冲进一个病房，脱口说：“你好，我是配恩少尉。”病人回答说：“你好！我也有些痛。”（配恩Payne和痛pain同音。）