英语笑话

919　My last name is Locke 我姓佬克

When I was in boot camp, the troops were instructed to put our belongings in our footlockers, write our last names and first initials on the containers and report back for inspection. A few minutes later, the commanding officer, after having seen my locker emblazoned with Locke R, furiously bellowed, “Okay, who's the wise guy?” I said, “But my last name is Locke and my first initial is R.”

当我在新兵训练营的时候，部队接到命令，把我们所有的私人物品都放进自己的锁柜，在锁柜上写上自己的姓氏加上名字的缩写，然后回来报到，接受检查。几分钟以后，司令长官看见我的锁柜上写的Locke R（连在一起就是锁柜的意思），狂怒地吼叫：“好哇，这个聪明鬼在哪里？”我说：“不过，我姓Locke，名字的缩写是R。”