英语笑话

920　Her last name is Hazzard 她姓哈扎特（危险）

A series of deadbeat tenants made my friend Lisa skittish about whom to rent to next. “I'm trying to decide between a woman and a man whose license plate says HOSTILE.” “Pick the woman,” I suggested. A few days later Lisa told me, “I took your advice.” “And she doesn't have plates that read PSYCHO or anything, right?” “Well, no, but her last name is Hazzard.”

一连串的二流子房客弄得我的朋友丽莎难以决定再把房子租给谁。“我要在一个女人和一个车牌照上写着‘不友善’的男人之间选一个。”我建议说：“租给女的吧。”几天以后丽莎告诉我：“我接受了你的建议。”“她的车牌照上没有写‘精神病’之类的东西，是吧？”“没有，但是她姓哈扎特（和hazard危险同音）。”