英语笑话

950　Duck, Duck, Goose 鸭子、鸭子、鹅

I run a kids' clothing consignment sale twice a year called “Duck, Duck, Goose,” after the popular children's game. I checked the local newspaper to make sure our advertisement appeared on the front page of the classifieds as I had requested. It wasn't there. I started looking through the section, worried that it hadn't run at all. Finally I found it in the “Livestock” listings. It was placed beneath the category titled “Poultry.”

我每年举行两次孩童衣服托卖活动，用一个很普遍的孩童游戏“鸭子、鸭子、鹅”来命名。我到当地的报纸上登广告，要求把这条广告放在分类广告的头版。但是在分类广告的头版我没有找到。我担心他们根本就没有把广告登出来，于是把全部广告都看了一遍。最后在“牲畜”栏下面的“家禽”类里面找到了。