英语笑话

951　Instructions for the Assembly of God 给基督徒聚会所的指令

Working as a cargo handler, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally realized the parcel contained some kind of manual and was addressed to a church. But at first I thought I was processing one of our company's most momentous pieces of freight. The description read: “Instructions for the Assembly of God.”

我在处理货运的时候碰到一份特快专递，它的送货指令，特别是货物内容使我困扰：“组装上帝的指令。”开始我以为我正在处理本公司最重大的货运件。最后我才知道这是送给一个教堂的一本手册。