英语笑话

956　Floors 3, 4 and 5 have been removed 三楼、四楼、五楼已经去除

Structural and cosmetic renovations in my office building began well over two years ago, and no end is in sight. The chronic chaos moves unpredictably from floor to floor. The tenants apparently are feeling the stress. Posted in the elevator one morning was a hand-lettered warning sign left by the workmen: “Watch your step—floors 3, 4 and 5.” By lunchtime, someone had added, “have been removed.”

我们办公楼里的结构翻新和装修已经进行两年多了，还看不到什么时候可以结束。慢性的混乱不可预言地从一层向另一层蔓延。住户们明显地感觉到压力。一天早上电梯上贴了一张工人们留下的手写的警告：“小心脚下，三楼、四楼、五楼”。到吃中午饭的时候，有人又加上几个字，这就成了“小心脚下，三楼、四楼、五楼已经拆除”。