Stumbling Fool

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says，“No way，buddy，you’re too drunk.”A few minutes later，the drunk comes in throughout the bathrooms，again he slurs，“Give me a drink.”The bartender says，“No，man，I told you last time you’re too drunk.”Five minutes later the guy comes in throughout the back door and orders a drink. Again the bartender says，“You’re too drunk.”The drunk scratches his head and says，“Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing.”

迷糊的醉汉

一个令人讨厌的醉汉蹒跚地来到一间酒吧的前门，想买酒喝。酒吧招待说：“没门，伙计，你喝得太多了。”几分钟后，醉汉从洗手间进来，再次含糊不清地说：“买杯酒”。招待说：“我最后一次告诉你，没门。你喝得太多了。”五分钟后，醉汉又从后门进来买酒。招待再次说：“你喝得太多了。”醉汉挠了挠自己的脑袋说：“我一定是见鬼了……怎么前面两个地方的人和你说得一模一样？”