Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Chandler: That is amazing.
Joey: Congratulations.
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Chandler: If caninvade Poland,there isn't anything I can't do.
Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feellike you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste thecoffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not thathungry...
Monica: (entering, to herself) Ohgood, Lenny and Squigy are here.
All: Morning. Good morning.
Paul: (entering from Monica's room)Morning.
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
Paul: Thank you!  Thank you somuch!
Monica: Stop!
Paul: No, I'm telling you last nightwas like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Monica: We'll talk later.
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do youdo on a real date?
Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.
All: Okayyy!

【口语讲解】
1. I have never made coffee before in my entire life. 我这辈子都没煮过咖啡诶。
2. If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do. 如果我能入侵波兰，就没做不成的事儿。钱德又在耍嘴皮子。
3. on a roll 连着来，好运连连，一系列的
4. a Western omelet 西式煎蛋卷
5.Lenny and Squigy
   出自76年出品的著名情景喜剧Laverne and Shirley，她们俩合租一间apartment，楼上就是她们各自对应的“冤家”- Lenny Kosnowski and Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman. 他们经常大大咧咧闯进她们的房间，随随便便的一声hello，当成自己的房间似的。
6. the barn raising scene in Witness
   Barn raising是Amish人的传统，为新加入的伙伴盖谷仓。
   Witness是哈里森·福特主演的电影《目击者》，盖谷仓的场景是电影中层现快乐生活的精彩片段。这里莫妮卡用来形容和保罗共度一夜的快乐。