原文：You walked into the party, like you
werewalking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye,
your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror as you watched
yorself go, Bart. And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your
partner, they'd be your partner. And you're so vain, you probably think
this song is about you. You're so...
Caption: Mercedes Benz

译文：你步入舞会，如同踏上游艇。你系着杏黄色的围巾，帽沿战略性地遮住一只眼睛。你通过镜子看着自己前进，爵士风度。所有的女孩都梦想成为你的伴侣，她们会成为你的伴侣。你是如此空虚，你也许主为这歌唱的就是关于你。你是如此...

赏析：一流的汽车，优雅的女人，自由奔放的音乐，诠释了男人们的全部梦想。