1--I hate Professor Hernandez!
2--Me too! He keeps calling me stupid!
1--You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay!
2--But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy!
1--Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced.
2--That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing?
1--He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid.
2--We should start a petition, and get him fired!
1--We should, but he can find out.
2--I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's lives.
1--He is so evil.
2--That's why this petition has to work!
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注解：
1.spaced行距
2.essays论文
3.petition请愿书
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译文：
1--我讨厌埃尔南德斯教授！
2--我也是！他总是叫我傻瓜!
1--你认为那很糟糕？他给了我一个F,因为我的论文是两倍行距!
2--但是每个教授希望论文是两倍行距。他疯了!
1--埃尔南德斯教授是奇怪的。他希望论文是三倍行距。
2--那只是浪费纸张。他为什么喜欢三倍行距？
1--他说这是因为他必须做出很多改正,因为我们愚蠢。
2--我们应该着手写一份请愿书,让他被解雇!
1--我们应该这么做，但他会发现的。
2--我知道。如果他发现了，他会毁了每个人的生活。
1--他真像个魔鬼。
2--这就是为什么这个请愿书必须起作用!
2--Me too! He keeps calling me stupid!
1--You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay!
2--But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy!
1--Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced.
2--That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing?
1--He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid.
2--We should start a petition, and get him fired!
1--We should, but he can find out.
2--I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's lives.
1--He is so evil.
2--That's why this petition has to work!
===================================
注解：
1.spaced行距
2.essays论文
3.petition请愿书
===================================
译文：
1--我讨厌埃尔南德斯教授！
2--我也是！他总是叫我傻瓜!
1--你认为那很糟糕？他给了我一个F,因为我的论文是两倍行距!
2--但是每个教授希望论文是两倍行距。他疯了!
1--埃尔南德斯教授是奇怪的。他希望论文是三倍行距。
2--那只是浪费纸张。他为什么喜欢三倍行距？
1--他说这是因为他必须做出很多改正,因为我们愚蠢。
2--我们应该着手写一份请愿书,让他被解雇!
1--我们应该这么做，但他会发现的。
2--我知道。如果他发现了，他会毁了每个人的生活。
1--他真像个魔鬼。
2--这就是为什么这个请愿书必须起作用!
