1--My pants have a hole in the front pocket.
 
2--You shouldn't carry pens in your pocket.
 
1--Yesterday a pen fell through my pants onto my shoe.
 
2--Lucky for you it wasn't a sharp knife.
 
1--Who carries a sharp knife in their pocket?
 
2--Criminals, of course.
 
1--Anyway, I have to fix the hole.
 
2--You can sew it up or use an iron-on patch.
 
1--Tell me about this patch.
 
2--The patch has glue. The hot iron melts the glue so the patch sticks on.
 
1--That sounds a lot easier than sewing.
 
2--It is. But after about ten washings, the glue washes off.
 
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注解：
 
1.sharp锋利的        
2.Criminals罪犯     
3.iron-on熨斗烫粘上去
 
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译文：
 
1--我裤子的前口袋漏了一个洞。
2--你不应该在口袋里装钢笔。
1--昨天一根笔从裤子里漏出掉到了我的鞋子上。
2--很幸运那不是一把锋利的小刀。
1--谁会在口袋里放一把锋利的小刀呢？
2--当然是罪犯。
1--无论如何，我需要补上这个洞。
2--你可以缝上它或者用熨斗熨上补丁。
1--告诉我这个补丁。
2--这个补丁有胶水。热熨斗会融化胶水，补丁便会粘好。
1--听起来比缝起来容易多了。
2--是的。但是洗过10次后，胶水已经被洗掉了。