2--So are cigarettes.
 
1--Which would you prefer?
 
2--What do you mean?
 
1--When you die and go to heaven, they will offer you beer or cigarettes.
 
2--I could pick only one or the other?
 
1--Yes. Nothing's perfect, not even in heaven.
 
2--Boy, that's a tough one.
 
1--What's so tough about it? Of course, I would pick cigarettes.
 
2--But cigarettes taste much better when you have a cold beer.
 
1--Well, you can't have everything.
 
2--I don't think I want to go to your heaven.
 
 
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注解：
 
1.cigarettes香烟     
2.in heaven在天堂     
3.tough艰难的         

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译文：

1--啤酒是一种有力的麻醉。
2--就像香烟一样。
1--你更喜欢哪个？
2--你的意思是？
1--当你死后去了天堂，他们会提供给你啤酒或香烟。
2--我只能任选其一吗？
1--是的。没有什么是完美的，即使在天堂。
2--孩子，这是个艰难的选择。
1--有什么艰难的？显然，我会选香烟。
2--但喝过冰啤酒后来根香烟感觉会更好。
1--好吧，你不能得到所有。
2--我认为我不想去你所说的天堂。