2-- It's actually kind of ironic. They're arguing about who gets you on what days.
 
1-- That is ironic.
 
2-- You know what's ironic means?
 
1-- No, but I trust you.
 
2-- What's ironic is while they're arguing about who gets you, I get you. And you know what? It's not such a big deal.
 
1-- Ha Ha .
 
2-- No offence, but let's face it, you're 10. I can't take you to Vegas, we can't double bate. And when was the last time you picked up a cheque, you mooch?
 
1-- I'm almost 11.
 
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注解：
 
1.ironic讽刺的
2.offence伤害感情的因素
3.pick up在这里准备支付
 
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译文：
 
1-- 他们在争论什么？
2-- 事实上有些讽刺。他们在争你的时候该跟谁。
1-- 那可真讽刺。
2-- 你知道“讽刺”的意思吗？
1-- 不知道。但我相信你。
2-- 讽刺的是他们争夺你的时候，你却是我的。你知道吗? 这并不重要。
1-- 哈哈。
2-- 我无意冒犯，但面对现实吧，你才10岁，我不能带你去拉斯维加斯，也不能四人约会，而且你什么时候有过钱啊，小笨蛋？
1-- 我快11岁了。