1-- Mr Mackie! No smoking! There's no smoking.

2-- Why not?

1-- Oh, my god, you're in a hospital.

2-- Your point being...

1-- I don't know if you've listened to the surgeon-general lately, say in the past twenty years, but smoking is bad. Smoking will kill you.

2-- Liver cancer will kill me. Smoking will just speed up the process.

1-- You're at the top of the donor list for a new liver. There's hope.

2-- Sweetheart, I've been at the top of the donor list for eight months. I'm not in the batter's cage. I'm in a dugout, about to be traded.

1-- You like baseball?

2-- No.

1-- Oh. Um, well, um, the chief wanted me to look in on you.

2-- Richard's a dear old friend. He's been my doctor for thirty years.

1-- Well, whatever you need, I'm your man. Just name it.

2-- I'm sure I'll think of something.

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注解：

1.Speed up加速  

2.At the top of在……的顶上    

3.Sweetheart爱人

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译文：

1-- Mr Mackie! 禁止吸烟！这不许吸烟！

2-- 为什么呢？

1-- 哦，我的天啊，你正在住院。

2-- 你是指……

1-- 我不知道你是否听了近来外科专家说的，在过去的20年里，但是吸烟真的不好。吸烟会杀害死你的。

2-- 肝癌才会让我死亡。吸烟只会加快这个过程。

1--你很快就会得到一个新的肝。这很有希望。

2-- 甜心，我已经等待8个月了。我不是在一个击球场的围栏里，我在球场的休息廊里，等待被交易。

1-- 你喜欢棒球？

2-- 不喜欢。

1-- 哦。嗯，那个，嗯，头想让我关照一下你。

2-- Richard是个亲密的老友。他当我的医生已经有30年了。

1-- 好吧，无论你需要什么，我是你的朋友。只管叫我吧。

2-- 我一定会想些事的。