[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:34:37

[00:02.00]听美剧学英语(MP3+LRC)

[00:12.48]欲望城市

[00:35.84](性爱专家凯莉布雷萧 并且勇于发问)

[00:44.56]“来得快，去得快”

[00:48.76]OK, l gOtta gO. 我要出门了

[00:51.84]Have a gOOd day. Give me a Kiss. 再见，祝你愉快，亲一个吧

[00:55.88]Bye-bye. 再见

[00:56.92]One unfOrtunate thing 要在纽约市 结束一段恋情的缺点是

[00:58.68]abOut ending a relatiOnship

[01:01.08]in a City liKe New YOrK 虽然在情感上不再依恋对方

[01:02.68]is while yOu Can emOtiOnally mOve away frOm eaCh Other,

[01:05.72]yOu physiCally Can't. 身体上还是纠缠不清

[01:16.80]GOing tO wOrK? 要去上班了?

[01:19.36]Yeah, wOrK. 对，去上班

[01:22.76]- SOrry abOut waKing yOu. - What time is it? -抱歉把你吵醒 -现在几点钟?

[01:23.16]- 6:30. - Jesus. Why sO early? -六点半 -这么早?

[01:27.32]l gOt a brief due, sO... 我要做简报

[01:30.92]There was nOthing brief abOut it. 根本没有简报这回事 史蒂夫和米兰达玩这种

[01:33.36]Steve and Miranda had been dOing the pOlite avOid-eaCh-Other “礼貌性回避对方”的游戏 已经三个礼拜了

[01:36.76]breaK-up-danCe fOr three weeKs.

[01:40.72]l'm sOrry it's taKing me sO lOng 很抱歉我这么久还找不到房子

[01:40.12]tO find a plaCe. 不过我已经有中意的了

[01:44.20]l gOt a lead On One, thOugh.

[01:46.60]OK. 很好

[01:47.92]Hey, dO yOu... Never mind. 你能不能…算了

[01:51.40]What? 什么事?

[01:51.44]l was gOnna asK if yOu'd lOOK at it with me, 我本来要邀你 跟我一起去看房子

[01:56.52]but that's weird, right?

[01:57.92]- l dOn't KnOw. We COuld dO that. - Yeah? -应该是没问题 -真的吗?

[02:07.96]When yOu find that plaCe tO mOve, 当你终于找到地方住了

[02:09.08]yOu need tO fill it with furniture. 你还得要买一堆家具

[02:11.64]That's why smart New YOrKers 所以聪明的纽约人

[02:12.52]frequent the Opening day Of the New Designer shOwCase. 三不五时就举办新设计家具展

[02:18.72]l'm liKe yOur rOady. 我好像你的道具管理员

[02:20.60]l dOn't have a rOad. l just have this bOOth. 我没有什么道具 我只有这个摊位

[02:23.88]- At best, yOu're my bOOth-bitCh. - Yeah, l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. -充其量你只是我的摊位小妹 -对，你的摊位小妹

[02:28.92]l wax yOur wOOd. 我帮你的木制家具上蜡

[02:31.16]YOu wax it real gOOd. 你挺会上蜡的

[02:34.04]That's beCause l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. 因为我是你的摊位小妹

[02:39.68]YOu watCh the bOOth. l'm gOing tO get us sOme COffee. 好好看着摊位，我去买咖啡

[02:42.88]Whatever yOu say. l'm yOur bOOth-bitCh. 遵命，我是你的摊位小妹

[02:48.56]That's sexy. l liKe it. 这样说好性感，我喜欢

[02:52.52]l didn't need a blue-ribbOn panel tO deCide - 不需要评审委员会来决定

[02:53.40]he was the finest new designer in the whOle plaCe. 他在我心中是最棒的设计师

[03:06.72]l'd Often fantasized abOut running intO my ex and his wife, 我总是幻想与前男友伉俪偶遇

[03:08.100]but in thOse fantasies l was running intO them with a truCK. 不过情节是我开卡车撞上他们

[03:13.16]l dOn't KnOw hOw yOu COuld liKe this ClunKy wOOd. lt's Oppressive. 你怎么会喜欢这种笨重的木头 好有压迫感

[03:21.40]- What the fuCK? - Hi. 这是怎么回事?

[03:27.88]Hi. l'm wOrKing here. 你好，我在这里工作

[03:30.68]l mean, l'm nOt wOrKing. This is my bOyfriend's bOOth. 不是真的工作 这是我男朋友的摊位

[03:35.44]l'm his bOOth-bitCh. 我是他的摊位小妹

[03:37.04]- That's a jOKe. Guess it's an in-jOKe. - l get it. -那是玩笑话，内行人才会懂 -我懂

[03:44.28]SO. Can l shOw yOu sOmething in a hutCh? 我能为你们介绍吗?

[03:48.00]His pieCes are fantastiC. lt's just nOt really Our style. 他的作品很棒 不过不合我们的风格

[03:51.84]NO. We Only liKe teeny-tiny furniture. 当然 我们只喜欢小不拉叽的家具

[04:04.88]This is the designer. This is Aidan Shaw. 这位就是设计师艾登萧

[04:06.88]Great stuff. 东西很棒

[04:10.36]ThanKs, man. 谢谢

[04:12.12]- OaK? - lt's mOstly maple. -橡木? -大部分是枫树

[04:15.32]There we were. MOstly maple and inCredibly unCOmfOrtable. 当时真的是尴尬异常

[04:19.08]- SOrry, l didn't get yOur names. - Oh, l'm sOrry. -抱歉，我不知道你的名字 -抱歉

[04:23.56]These are my friends. 他们是我的朋友

[04:25.92]This is Natasha, and this is... 这是娜塔莎，这是…

[04:28.64]Shit. SOrry, is that hOt? 糟了，抱歉，很烫吗?

[04:32.12]lt ain't COld. 不冷就是了

[04:34.20]- Here. - NO, l'll... -我帮你 -不用，我来…

[04:38.88]- We shOuld put COld water On this. - OK. -应该倒一点冷水 -好

[04:41.24]lt was niCe meeting yOu. 很高兴认识你们

[04:42.24]ThanKs fOr the COffee. 谢谢你的咖啡

[04:46.84]- They seem niCe. - Yeah, dOn't they? -他们挺友善的 -可不是?

[04:50.40]- Where dO yOu KnOw them frOm? - FrOm arOund. -你怎么认识他们的? -朋友介绍

[04:55.28]LiKe 100 years agO. 好久以前了

[04:58.28]lt's a past life. 前辈子的事了

[05:02.84]TwO hOurs later, it was time fOr the Opening-day party. 两个小时后，开幕派对开始

[05:06.20]lt was lOvely. Caviar, silent auCtiOns, and landmines. 很温馨的派对 有鱼子酱、拍卖会和地雷

[05:11.36]Where's Paul Bunyan? 伐树巨人在哪里?

[05:13.44]lf yOu're referring tO my bOyfriend - he's dOing business. 要是你指的是我男朋友 他在做生意

[05:17.60]OOh, he's a big 'un! Where did he learn tO whittle liKe that? 他真是有头有脸 他在哪里学会刻木头的?

[05:23.32]HOw many drinKs have yOu had? 你喝了多少酒?

[05:25.76]NOt nearly enOugh. 称不上多

[05:36.24]SO... HOw are yOu? 你好吗?

[05:39.48]l'm great. 我很好

[05:42.60]And Daniel BOOne, is he a niCe guy? 拓荒者布恩对你好吗?

[05:43.80]His name is Aidan. 他叫做艾登

[05:47.16]- Where is yOur sense Of humOr? - Where is yOur wife? -你的幽默感哪里去了? -你妻子哪里去了?

[05:53.80]Guarding her bid On the silent auCtiOn. She's gOt her eye On a beige Chair. 她在拍卖会上竞标 她看中一张米色的椅子

[05:57.20]Everything in my apartment is nOw beige. 现在我家里所有东西 都是米色的

[05:59.68]Beige is bullshit. 米色烂死了

[06:01.24]l thOught yOu wanted beige. 我以为你选择米色

[06:04.04]Yeah, well... lt dOesn't quite fit. 对，结果很不搭

[06:08.40]- Have yOu gOt a smOKe? - l quit. -有没有烟? -我戒掉了

[06:13.72]We always used tO share a Cigarette tOgether. 我们以前总是一起抽一根烟

[06:14.32]We did a lOt Of things that were bad fOr me tOgether. 我们一起做过很多 对我无益的事

[06:19.76]l have a seCret tO tell yOu. 我要告诉你一个秘密

[06:24.56]lt's nOt wOrKing. l'm getting Out. 我的婚姻不美满，我要抽身了

[06:30.72]lf yOu KnOw anyOne whO's interested... 要是你知道谁有兴趣…

[06:31.36]YOu shOuld Keep that tO yOurself. NO One wants that infOrmatiOn. 你自己知道就好 没有人有兴趣

[06:45.00]- Big's leaving his wife. - NO! -大人物要离婚了 -不会吧

[06:48.08]- He tOld me at the furniture shOw. - What was he dOing there? -他在家具展上告诉我的 -他去那里做什么?

[06:52.68]- DrinKing and leaving his wife. - Oh, my GOd. -喝酒，离开他老婆 -我的天

[06:53.28]- Let's just say it. YOu wOn. - Was there a COntest? -姑且说你赢了 -这是个竞争吗?

[06:58.64]There's always a COntest with an ex. lt's Called ''WhO'll Die Miserable?''. 跟前任情人之间总是有竞争 叫做“看谁死得凄惨”

[07:02.64]- What did he say? - He said, ''lt's nOt wOrKing Out.'' -他说了什么? -他说“婚姻不美满”

[07:04.12]Then he leaned in and said, ''lf yOu KnOw anyOne whO's interested...'' 然后就靠过来说 “要是你知道谁有兴趣”

[07:08.24]YOu dOn't KnOw anyOne whO is interested. He's married. 没有人有兴趣，他已经结婚了

[07:13.12]- l'm aware Of that. - Why is he telling yOu? -我当然知道 -他为什么要告诉你?

[07:18.04]TO save pOstage On his newsletter? 才不用麻烦还要寄信?

[07:19.88]- What are yOu gOnna dO? - NOthing. -你要怎么做? -什么都不做

[07:21.32]- She's nOt gOnna dO anything. - YOu're starting tO bug me. -她才不会理他 -你们让我开始烦躁了

[07:26.36]HOw dare he say that tO yOu? Married men never leave their wives. 他怎么敢那样对你说话? 已婚的男人是不会离开老婆的

[07:27.28]Even if he did, l have nO intentiOn Of dOing anything fOr twO reasOns - 就算他离开她 我也不会有所行动

[07:31.92]l have a great bOyfriend, and l'm nOt insane. 第一，我有个很棒的男朋友 第二，我没发疯

[07:36.12]Let's Order. What dO winners Order? 我们来点餐，赢家要点什么?

[07:39.60]- Didn't yOu feel liKe punChing him? - NO. lt was tOO sad Or sOmething. -你不会想揍他一顿吗? -不，那太可悲了

[07:44.08]- l wOuld have punChed him. - NO, it is sad. -换做是我一定会 -不，那太可悲了

[07:46.24]HOw lOng has he been married? Seven mOnths? 他结婚多久了?七个月?

[07:51.20]The seven-mOnth itCh. 七个月就痒了

[07:52.92]That's what happens when peOple jump intO relatiOnships tOO quiCKly. 太快投入一段感情的下场

[07:55.80]l resent that. Trey and l are nOthing liKe Big and Natasha. 我讨厌那样 我跟崔完全不像他们

[08:01.04]DOn't listen tO her. She's mid-breaK-up. 不要听她的，她快分手了

[08:04.76]- ThanKs fOr the update. - Trey and l really lOve eaCh Other. -谢谢你提供最新情报 -崔和我真心相爱

[08:07.60]WhO wants tO split a Rubin? 谁要跟我合点鲁宾三明治?

[08:09.08]l'm meeting his mOther this weeK, and if all gOes well... 我这礼拜要跟他妈妈见面 要是一切顺利的话…

[08:14.76]lf all gOes well what? 要是一切顺利的话?

[08:16.76]Trey is this ClOse tO prOpOsing. l Can feel it. 崔就快要跟我求婚了 我可以感觉到

[08:20.32]Oh, my GOd. Really? 我的天，真的吗?

[08:21.92]YOu've just met. l've had pairs Of pantyhOse lOnger. 你们认识的时间 比我的裤袜还短

[08:23.32]lt's nOt lOgiCal. This is lOve. 这不能以逻辑断定，这是爱

[08:27.12]lt's nOt lOgiCal. lt's right, in my heart. l feel it's right. 我的感觉都对了

[08:29.28]OK, whatever. 好吧，随便你

[08:36.32]SO, hOw did he lOOK? 怎么样?

[08:47.36]OK. l'll taKe it. 我租了

[08:51.56]As Miranda lOOKed arOund, she realized the COntest was Over. 在米兰达看过公寓之后 她了解没有所谓的竞争

[08:55.52]Steve was the ex that was gOing tO die alOne and miserable. 史蒂夫将是 “死得凄惨”那一个

[08:57.32]- YOu Can't live here. - lt's nOt that bad. -你不能住在这里 -没那么糟糕

[09:02.08]lt's nOt that bad? lt's the dOOrway tO hell. 没那么糟糕? 这简直是通往地狱之门

[09:06.16]There's gOtta be a better plaCe. l'll help yOu lOOK. 一定有更好的地方，我帮你找

[09:09.84]- Guilt? - PrObably. -罪恶感? -或许吧

[09:11.32]l brOKe up with him, and he's gOt nO mOney, nO savings, nO nOthing. 我跟他分手，他没有钱 没有存款，一无所有

[09:19.28]There shOuld be a City-funded breaK-up hOusing fOr thOse in need. 纽约市应该要成立分手之家 给那些有需要的人

[09:23.08]Really? 是吗?

[09:25.84]A big Orphanage where Old bOyfriends COuld thinK abOut what they did wrOng 在那里前男友们可以反省 他们做错了什么

[09:29.84]and Cry themselves tO sleep in a Clean, safe envirOnment. 在干净安全的房间哭着入睡

[09:35.52]YOu thinK yOu dOn't really want him tO mOve away? 你是不是舍不得他搬走?

[09:36.56]lt's nOt that simple. 不是那么简单

[09:38.56]My head tells me it's time fOr him tO leave, but the idea Of him 我的理智告诉我 应该要他离开了

[09:43.56]mOving intO a basement apartment in West Shit Street breaKs my heart. 不过想到他要搬到那样的地方 却让我心碎

[09:47.100]lt's a COmmOn belief that wOmen use the left, emOtiOnal side Of their brain 一般认为 女人习惯用管情绪的左脑思考

[09:53.16]and men the right, mOre lOgiCal side. 男人则是用管逻辑的右脑

[09:56.16]But is it really that Cut and dry? 不过真的是天生如此吗?

[09:59.24]When it COmes tO affairs Of the heart, 当问题的出发点是感情

[10:02.96]there's a battle between what we KnOw and what we feel. 理智就得跟情感交战

[10:03.52]What dO yOu dO in a situatiOn 当陷入这种 左脑与右脑的战争时

[10:07.40]that leaps baCK and fOrth between the left and right side? 你要怎么做?

[10:10.96]ln relatiOnships, is it smarter tO fOllOw yOur heart Or yOur head? 谈感情时，到底应顺从感觉 还是听从理智?

[10:14.56]This is Trey when he graduated frOm mediCal sChOOl. 这是崔从医学院毕业的照片

[10:17.84]Later that weeK, CharlOtte met the head and heart Of Trey's family - 几天后 夏绿蒂会见崔家族的重心

[10:22.72]his mOther, Bunny MaCDOugal. 他的母亲，邦妮麦克道格

[10:23.52]Trey, yOu lOOK sO Cute in a Cap and gOwn! 崔，你穿学士服好可爱

[10:27.56]That was befOre we jumped in the fOuntain and hell brOKe lOOse. 那是在我们跳进喷泉前拍的

[10:32.44]What's next - bOy sCOut snaps? 接下来呢? 卖童子军薄脆饼的照片?

[10:35.56]COunt yOur blessings l didn't bring the One On the bearsKin rug. 至少我没有把 熊皮地毯那一张带来

[10:36.12]YOu'll have tO exCuse her. She's a bit Of a Camera nazi. 请见谅，她根本是照相狂

[10:40.12]lf yOu insist On dragging us dOwn memOry lane, 你要是坚持把我们 拖进时光隧道

[10:43.40]l'm getting a real drinK. ExCuse me, a Glenlivet rOCKs, please. 我就要喝点酒 抱歉，我要威士忌加冰

[10:48.08]Maybe yOu shOuld have a red wine instead. Better fOr the heart. 你应该点红酒，对心脏比较好

[10:53.40]- All righty. - Red wine. -好的 -红酒

[10:56.88]ThOmas, we'd lOve sOme mOre nibbly Cheese things. 汤玛士 我们还要一点起司小点心

[10:59.28]- Very gOOd, ma'am. - ThanK yOu. -好的，女士 -谢谢你

[11:02.88]He's Older than water, but never fOrgets a martini. 他年岁有了 却不曾忘记我的马丁尼

[11:08.92]- DO yOu play tennis? - Mm-hm. -你会打网球吗? -会

[11:12.44]l liKe her. 我喜欢她

[11:12.40]JOin the Club. 加入俱乐部吧

[11:14.68]- What are yOu twO dOing tOnight? - We've gOt reservatiOns at ClOChe. -你们两个今晚有什么计划? -我们要去克罗许吃晚餐

[11:19.84]l was there last weeK. DisappOinting Crab and the hOst was rude. 我上礼拜去过了 蟹肉很难吃，服务很差

[11:28.44]Maybe yOu shOuld gO tO C?te Basque instead. 或许你们应该到巴斯克餐厅

[11:30.32]All righty. 好的

[11:34.00]CharlOtte was impressed with Bunny's teChnique. 夏绿蒂惊讶于邦妮的小技巧

[11:34.76]Trey had been lOOKing fOrward tO ClOChe all weeK. 崔已经期待了一个礼拜 到克罗许吃晚餐

[11:39.84]Meanwhile, dOwntOwn, Samantha was entertaining Adam Ball, a film editOr 在此同时，莎曼珊正在取悦 电影剪接师亚当巴尔

[11:44.80]whO made a living Cutting COming attraCtiOns fOr film COmpanies. 他靠着剪接精彩片段 赚得可观收入

[11:49.68]COming. 快来了

[11:51.48]l'm COming. 快出来了

[11:56.36]Oh, man! 老天

[11:58.72]YOu give gOOd head. 你很会口交

[12:06.80]l'm dating a guy with the funKiest tasting spunK. 我约会对象的精液难闻到不行

[12:16.56]And she's never COming baCK. 她不会回来了

[12:17.32]SOrry, but whO else Can l talK tO abOut this? 我还能跟谁说?

[12:19.00]- Might l suggest, nO One? - YOu're my girlfriends. Help me. -或许都不要说 -你们是我们的朋友，帮帮我

[12:23.88]- Have yOu ever had this prOblem? - NOt really. -你们有过这样的困扰吗? -没有

[12:26.64]But l have tO admit it's never been a trip tO BasKin-RObins. 那种滋味绝不好受

[12:30.92]This guy is very sOur. LiKe asparagus gOne bad Or sOmething. 这个男人的味道很酸 好像芦笋坏掉的味道

[12:35.04]Can l CanCel my riCe pudding? 可以取消我的米布丁吗?

[12:37.72]Beautiful guy, great in bed, it's sO disappOinting. 很帅的男人，床上功夫惊人 却又令人扫兴

[12:40.88]lt's liKe a bad bOttle Of BeaujOlais NOuveau the first day Of seasOn. 好像是品尝一瓶坏掉的红酒

[12:45.84]lt's tO dO with nutritiOn. l OnCe dated a smOKer. lt affeCted hOw his tasted. 应该跟营养有关 抽烟的人味道也会改变

[12:47.24]They shOuld put that On the paCK tO Cut baCK sales. 烟盒应该印上这个标语

[12:50.40]Maybe there's sOmething he COuld eat tO maKe it sweeter. 或许他可以吃些什么改变味道

[12:54.68]- YOu shOuld write tO Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funKy spunK, help! -你应该写信给玛莎 -亲爱的玛莎，救救怪味精液

[12:59.88]Dear funKy spunK, try a hint Of mint. 亲爱的怪味精液 试试看微量的薄荷

[13:03.52]lt's nOt just asparagus. lt's asparagus and sOmething else. 不只是芦笋味，还有些别的

[13:06.60]l KnOw: ClOrOx. 我知道，还有高乐士清洁剂

[13:09.80]- At least it'll get yOur whites whiter. - This is seriOus. l almOst gagged. -至少会让你的白带更白 -这很严重，我差点噎死

[13:12.08]- That is seriOus. - What am l gOnna dO? -这很严重 -我该怎么办?

[13:13.96]- Just dOn't give him head again. - l never even thOught Of that. -不要再帮他口交了 -我倒是没有想过

[13:18.36]Casual head is baCK nOw?. 你觉得无所谓?

[13:21.56]lt's fine. He's healthy, and l dOn't swallOw. 没关系，他很健康 我也不吞下去

[13:23.92]As lOng as yOu and the Center fOr disease COntrOl are fine with it. 要是你跟疾病管制中心 都觉得无所谓的话

[13:27.92]He lOves getting head, but what man dOesn't? 他喜欢口交 哪个男人不喜欢?

[13:30.16]lf the COme-situatiOn were reversed, dO yOu thinK men wOuld gO near it? 要是精液是女人的 男人会愿意接近吗?

[13:35.44]Maybe. lf it tasted liKe beer. 或许吧，如果滋味像啤酒的话

[13:38.84]Miranda Came hOme tO sOmething that was even harder tO swallOw. 稍晚，米兰达回家发现 更令人难以下咽的事

[13:42.88]YOu have One new message. 你有一通新留言

[13:46.100]Hi. lf this is Steve's number... 史蒂夫吗?我是玛拉

[13:51.44]This is Barbara. We met last night. l'm the advertising exeC. 我们昨晚见过面 我是点啤酒的广告公司主管

[13:54.36]Steve, if this is yOu, Call me. l'd lOve tO gO tO a mOvie sOmetime. 史蒂夫，听到的话回我电 我很乐意跟你去看电影

[14:00.92]TOday, 12:22 pm. 今天中午十二点二十二分

[14:06.04]And On an answering maChine aCrOss tOwn... 在城市另一头的答录机上

[14:10.12]YOu have One new message. 你有一通新留言

[14:13.52]Hi, it's me. l need tO talK tO yOu abOut what l said the Other day. 是我，我需要跟你谈谈 我之前说过的事

[14:17.100]lt's impOrtant. YOu KnOw my Cell number. 很重要，你知道我手机号码

[14:20.76]The right side Of my brain tOld me tO delete it. 我的右脑告诉我将它删掉

[14:24.84]But l left it. 不过我留下来了

[14:26.96]lt's impOrtant. YOu KnOw my Cell number. 很重要，你知道我手机号码

[14:29.92]Seven playbaCKs later, l invited an impartial judge. 在播放了七次之后 我请来公正的法官

[14:33.48]- Well? - YOu shOuld have punChed him. -怎么样? -你应该揍他

[14:35.08]He wants tO get baCK tOgether, right? That's the tOne. 他想要复合，对不对? 他说话的音调

[14:36.56]The ''Hi'' and the ''lt's impOrtant''. ls that what it means? 那个“你好”和“很重要”

[14:39.56]We will never KnOw. They still dOn't KnOw whO Killed Kennedy. 我们永远不会知道 就像是谁杀了甘迺迪

[14:47.80]- What shOuld l dO? - lt's ObviOus what yOu want tO dO -我应该怎么做? -你想要怎么做很明显

[14:48.100]Or yOu wOuldn't listen tO it and what happened tO the sane part Of yOu? 要不然你也不会听七次 理智的你跑哪里去了?

[14:54.96]l dOn't KnOw. After the fifth playbaCK he gOt in a little. 我不知道 放了五次后我的心就动摇了

[14:58.36]- l hate my maChine. - Yeah. -我讨厌答录机 -没错

[15:02.64]l hate mine tOO. 我也讨厌我的

[15:03.12]Steve gOt a message frOm a girl desperate fOr him tO gO tO a mOvie. 有个女主管留言说 她很想跟史蒂夫约会

[15:08.88]- Already? He's still On yOur COuCh. - l KnOw. lt's amazing. -真的?他还睡在你家呢 -我知道，真不可思议

[15:12.88]A 34-year-Old guy with nO mOney and nO plaCe tO live 没有钱没有住处的 三十四岁老男人

[15:16.72]beCause he's single, he's a CatCh. 因为单身就很抢手

[15:19.92]But a 34-year-Old wOman with a jOb and a great hOme 有工作有房子的 三十四岁老女人

[15:22.00]beCause she's single, is COnsidered tragiC. 因为单身所以可悲

[15:22.32]Depressing. 真令人沮丧

[15:24.100]Let's listen tO that message again. 我们再听一次留言

[15:27.48]l'm deleting it. 我就把它删掉

[15:31.96]But it wasn't that simple. 不过没有这么简单

[15:33.96]As sOOn as Miranda left, my emOtiOns Overruled bOth sides Of my brain. 米兰达一走 我的情感就掩没我的左右脑

[15:40.72]- HellO? - lt's Carrie. -哪位? -我是凯莉

[15:42.20]Oh, hey. ThanKs fOr Calling. 你好，谢谢你打来

[15:45.80]lt's abOut getting Out Of my marriage. 我之前说我打算离婚

[15:46.96]l didn't KnOw why l Called Or what l wanted, 我不知道我为什么打电话 不过我的心狂跳不止

[15:50.76]but suddenly my heart was raCing.

[15:55.12]l thOught abOut it, and it's gOing tO COst me a lOt. 我仔细思考过 赡养费将很可观

[15:59.60]YOu shOuld fOrget abOut what l said. 当我没说过好了

[16:00.100]l made my bed, l shOuld lie in it. 我自己闯的祸，自己负责

[16:06.44]YOu dO that. 没错

[16:08.00]lt was what l needed. A shOCK treatment tO jOlt me baCK tO sanity. 我需要的就是这个 把我拉回现实的冲击

[16:17.96]- YOu have CraCKs. - ExCuse me? -你有裂缝 -你说什么?

[16:23.48]The Ceiling. 天花板

[16:26.84]HOw lOng have they been there? 出现多久了?

[16:29.80]- Just three years. - Oh, just three years? -三年而已 -三年还而已?

[16:34.08]DOn't taKe this the wrOng way, but this plaCe COuld use a little wOrK. 不要误会 不过你这里需要整修

[16:37.36]l Can't affOrd it. 我负担不起

[16:41.56]- YOu gOt 8,000 buCKs wOrth Of shOes. - l needed thOse. -你有价值八千块的鞋 -那是我需要的

[16:47.60]YOu COuld dO little things - plaster, strip the flOOrs... 可以做些小工程 上灰泥，重铺地板

[16:48.56]YOu have nO idea hOw beautiful it wOuld be if we tOOK it dOwn a level. 你不知道小小整修后会多漂亮

[16:55.36]l dOn't KnOw hOw tO dO that stuff. 我不知道怎么做

[16:57.92]l dO. 我知道

[16:60.04]- Let me strip yOur flOOrs. - lsn't that a lOt Of wOrK? -让我帮你铺地板 -这个工程不是很浩大吗?

[17:04.68]NO. lt'll just taKe a day. YOu wOn't KnOw l'm here. 只要一天 你根本不会知道我在工作

[17:05.20]Sure? Really? 确定吗?真的吗?

[17:08.80]A speCial lady needs a speCial hOme. 特别的女孩需要特别的房子

[17:15.52]Here am l with a guy whO wanted tO maKe my hOme better. 我身边的男人 想让我的家更美好

[17:20.68]SOmewhere Out there was a guy whO wanted tO pull it apart. 而远处那人却想破坏这一切

[17:23.20]lt wasn't a left Or right-brainer, it was a nO-brainer. 这不是使用左脑右脑的问题 这根本就是有没有大脑

[17:28.04]- Tell me why we're here again. - l'm maKing an effOrt tO eat better. -我们为什么要到这里来? -我要吃得健康一点

[17:32.64]After a brOwse On the healthysperm.COm web page, 在搜寻过健康精液网站之后

[17:36.52]Samantha invited Adam Ball tO dinner. 莎曼珊邀亚当吃晚餐

[17:39.92]OK, here are yOur wheat grass shOts. 这是你们的麦芽草汁

[17:42.16]l'll be right baCK with the menus. 我马上拿菜单过来

[17:50.92]- l Can't drinK that. - Try it. lt's very gOOd fOr yOu. -我不想喝 -喝喝看，这对你很好

[17:55.40]BOttOms up. 干杯

[18:13.16]That shit is funKy! 这玩意味道真奇怪

[18:15.40]Samantha fOught the urge nOt tO tell Adam Ball he didn't KnOw frOm funKy. 莎曼珊很想告诉亚当 什么味道才真的奇怪

[18:20.16]HOw lOng dOes it taKe fOr wheat grass tO wOrK intO yOur system? 麦芽草汁要多久奏效?

[18:26.32]- Hard tO say. - BallparK. -很难说 -大约估计一下

[18:31.88]An hOur and a half. 一个半小时

[18:32.24]We shOuld Order. 我们来点餐吧

[18:33.68]An hOur and a half, twO wheat grass shOts 一个半小时后 吃完了麦芽草汁和甜瓜

[18:36.12]and a ginger-melOn smOOthie later,

[18:39.04]l'm COming. 我要出来了

[18:41.52]l'm COming. 我要出来了

[18:45.48]Man, man, man, yOu give gOOd head. 老天，你真棒

[18:53.76]Oh, babe. 宝贝

[18:58.84]What? YOu dOn't liKe yOur salad? 怎么了?不喜欢你的沙拉?

[19:02.08]NO. The dressing's a tad...sOmething. 不喜欢，沙拉酱有一点怪…

[19:03.56]ExCuse me, l'd liKe tO Change this fOr the ruCOla and endive. 抱歉，我想换芦荟和莴苣

[19:10.04]YOu shOuld try the tOmatO basil. lt's sweeter. 你应该试试番茄罗勒 比较甜美

[19:14.52]All righty. 好吧

[19:18.36]- MOm was quite taKen with yOu. - She is? -妈妈很喜欢你 -真的吗?

[19:23.68]Why wOuldn't she be? YOu're exquisite. 为什么会不喜欢?你很完美

[19:27.96]YOu are a dream COme true. 就像从梦境中走出来的

[19:28.40]CharlOtte Knew this was the mOment, 夏绿蒂知道这一刻就要来临

[19:32.40]that magiC mOment where Trey was gOing tO asK her tO be his wife. 崔就要向她求婚了

[19:38.20]- CharlOtte. - Yes? -夏绿蒂 -什么事?

[19:40.84]- TOmatO and basil? - Yes. -番茄罗勒? -是的

[19:47.12]EnjOy. 请享用

[19:49.32]DOesn't this lOOK liKe a little plate Of heaven? 这看起来真美味

[19:54.68]This basil is perfeCtiOn. 罗勒真是完美

[19:56.76]What is it abOut yOu CharlOtte? YOu always KnOw just what l want. 夏绿蒂，你怎么办到的? 总是知道我要的是什么

[20:05.60]- Maybe we shOuld get married. - All righty. -或许我们应该结婚 -好的

[20:15.44]- l'm engaged. - Oh, my GOd. Really? -我订婚了 -老天，真的吗?

[20:18.56]- That's wOnderful, sweetie. - l prOpOsed tO myself. -太棒了，亲爱的 -我跟我自己求婚

[20:24.00]- What? - Yes. -什么? -没错

[20:25.88]l suggested he have a tOmatO salad, then l suggested we get married. 我建议他吃番茄沙拉 然后建议我们结婚

[20:28.64]What did he say? 他说什么?

[20:32.28]''All righty.'' “好的”

[20:34.32]''All righty''? He said, ''All righty''? 他说“好的”?

[20:36.24]The upsetting thing is prOpOsing tO a guy whO says ''all righty''. 你向一个说“好的”的男人 求婚才是令人沮丧

[20:42.68]StOp. 不要再说了

[20:42.68]- All righty. - l was the One suppOsed tO say yes. -好的 -我应该是说好的那一个

[20:48.24]- WhO Cares abOut thOse stupid rules? - l dO. -谁在乎那些无谓的规则? -我在乎

[20:50.36]YOu're OverreaCting. YOu lOve Trey, right? 你反应过度了 你爱崔，对不对?

[20:54.20]And yOu want tO marry him, right? 你想要嫁给他，对吧?

[20:58.92]Yes, but there was nO Kneeling. 但是他没有跪下来

[21:02.00]There was nO ring, nO nOthing. 没有戒指，什么都没有

[21:05.04]This is an awful engagement stOry. What am l suppOsed tO tell my Kids? 这真是一个糟透了的求婚故事 我要怎么告诉我的小孩?

[21:07.64]MOmmy really wanted tO get married, sO Daddy said, ''All righty''. 妈妈想结婚，爸爸说“好的”

[21:14.00]SO unrOmantiC. 真是不浪漫

[21:28.60]Steve? The dOg! 史蒂夫?你的狗

[21:39.32]Steve. lt's 4:00 am. 史蒂夫，现在是凌晨四点

[21:48.08]Miranda realized he was with the girl exeCutive. 米兰达知道他跟女主管在一起

[21:50.68]lt was OffiCially Over. She finally gOt it intO her head. 他们之间正式结束了 她终于领悟到这一点

[22:09.16]- MOrning. - MOrning. -早安 -早安

[22:10.08]- l tOOK the dOg Out already. - ThanKs. l was... -我带狗散过步了 -谢谢，我…

[22:16.16]There's COffee, and l CirCled a bunCh Of apartments that sOund gOOd. 咖啡在这里 我帮你找了几间不错的公寓

[22:19.40]l'll get Out Of here tOday. ThanKs fOr letting me sleep On yOur COuCh. 我今天应该会搬出去 谢谢你让我睡在沙发上

[22:25.76]YOu're welCOme. 不客气

[22:38.28]l thinK we did pretty gOOd. 我们处理得很好

[22:42.68]We did us prOud. 我为我们感到骄傲

[22:46.28]Steve... 史蒂夫…

[22:46.24]- Never mind. - What? -没什么 -什么事?

[22:52.60]l was gOnna say, ''Keep in tOuCh'', but that wOuld be weird. 我本来要说“保持联络” 不过太奇怪了

[22:57.80]l guess we COuld dO that. 我想我们可以的

[23:26.72]Aidan. 艾登

[23:35.16]YOu said l wOuldn't be bOthered. l'm bOthered. 你说我不会被打扰 但我确实被打扰了

[23:39.64]- lt's tOO lOud? - Yeah. l've gOt a deadline. -太大声了吗? -对，我在赶稿

[23:43.40]- GO tO my hOuse. - NO, l Can't write there. -到我家去 -不，我在那里无法写作

[23:46.68]Pete's jumping all Over me. He's deleting things. 皮特会在我身边跳来跳去

[23:51.08]l'm leaving. l'll be at the StanhOpe HOtel. 我要离开到史坦霍普饭店

[23:54.64]- At least let me pay fOr it. - NO, l gOt it. -至少让我付钱 -不用了，我来就好

[23:59.20]This is why l dOn't dO hOme repairs. UnfOreseen COsts. 我不整修家里就是这个原因 很多预期之外的费用

[24:02.20]YOu'll lOve these flOOrs. 你会喜欢这个地板的

[24:05.20]MOm was beside herself. She demanded yOur address... 妈妈擅作主张 她要你的地址以便送你花

[24:09.16]- ...sO she COuld send flOwers. - That's niCe. 很窝心

[24:11.96]CharlOtte had dOne the impOssible in New YOrK. 夏绿蒂完成不可能的任务 她跟心上人订了婚

[24:12.04]She was engaged tO her heart's desire.

[24:16.72]UnfOrtunately, she COuldn't get the way it happened Out Of her head. 但她却忘不了求婚的经过

[24:20.00]Wait. 等一下

[24:22.00]l thinK we shOuld stOp here fOr a minute. 我想我们应该在这里 停留一会儿

[24:25.76]Maybe we shOuld gO in and find yOu the mOst beautiful ring they have. 我们应该进去 帮你挑个漂亮的戒指

[24:32.52]All righty. 好的

[24:33.12]FrOm that mOment On, CharlOtte wOuld tell everyOne 从那一刻开始 夏绿蒂可以昭告天下

[24:38.28]that in frOnt Of Tiffany's, Out Of nOwhere, Trey pOpped the questiOn. 就在蒂芬妮前面 崔提出了那个问题

[24:41.56]And she said, ''All righty''. 然后她说“好的”

[24:60.16]l'm nOt really in the mOOd fOr that tOnight. 我今晚不想这样

[25:03.84]COme On, baby, yOu give the greatest head. Please. 别这样，宝贝，你最棒了

[25:07.04]- lt's nOt gOnna happen. - Why? What's the prOblem? -不可能的 -为什么?有什么问题吗?

[25:12.28]Well, Adam... 亚当，是这样的…

[25:15.96]- YOu've gOt funKy tasting spunK. - What? -你的精液有怪味 -什么?

[25:18.52]YOu heard me. YOur spunK is funKy. 你听到了，你的精液有怪味

[25:21.64]- My spunK? - COme, spOOge, jiz, jOy juiCe. FunKy. -我的精液? -对，精液有怪味

[25:26.96]l've heard bad exCuses fOr nOt giving head, but this One taKes the CaKe. 我听过千奇百怪不口交的藉口 这一个最奇怪

[25:29.64]- ExCuse me? - YOu're a twO blOw jOb ChiCK. -你说什么? -你真是吊人胃口

[25:34.56]They're in the COming attraCtiOns but l'll never see them in the mOvie. 你把正片没有的口交镜头 放在预告片中

[25:37.00]l resent that. l lOve giving head. 我也不喜欢这样，我喜欢口交

[25:40.68]Then give me a little BJ. Up and dOwn a COuple Of times, it's easy. 那就快点就位 上上下下来回几趟就成了

[25:46.56]YOu men have nO idea what we're dealing with dOwn there. 你们男人不知道我们的辛苦

[25:50.96]Teeth plaCement, jaw stress, suCtiOn, and gag reflex, 牙齿要放对位，下颚紧绷 吸吮和快室息的感觉

[25:54.04]all the while bObbing up and dOwn, mOaning and trying tO breathe. Easy? 在上上下下之际 还要一边呻吟呼吸，简单吗?

[25:57.72]HOney, they dOn't Call it a jOb fOr nOthin'. 亲爱的，不是你想的那么容易

[26:04.68]NOw, having said all that, 说了这么多

[26:06.04]with the right man it Can be fabulOus. 你这么正点的男人

[26:11.80]That is, unless the man has spunK that's liKe the rOtten egg buffet. 精液却有像烂鸡蛋般的怪味

[26:17.68]COme On, it Can't be that bad. 拜托，没那么糟吧

[26:21.56]l'll maKe a deal with yOu. 我跟你打个商量

[26:24.56]YOu try it. 你试吃看看

[26:27.52]lf yOu're fine with it, l'll be fine with it. 要是你无所谓，我也无所谓

[26:33.68]l Can't dO that. lt's gay. 我办不到，那是同性恋

[26:34.48]lt's nOt gay, if it's yOu. 如果是你自己的就不算

[26:39.36]TaKe it Or leave it. 要不要随便你

[26:40.96]Ten minutes later, Samantha learnt hOw far men wOuld gO fOr a blOw jOb. 十分钟后，莎曼珊见识到 男人有多喜欢口交

[26:47.52]l'm fine with it. 我可以接受

[26:55.88]Samantha Kept her wOrd. 莎曼珊信守承诺

[26:55.96]She gave him head, but her heart wasn't in it. 她帮他口交，却一点都不享受

[27:08.40]- HellO? - lt's me. -哪位? -是我

[27:09.36]- l'm in the lObby. - HOw did yOu KnOw l was here? -我在大厅 -你怎么知道我在这里?

[27:14.96]- That guy at yOur plaCe... - YOu Called my hOuse again? -在你公寓那个家伙… -你又打电话去我家?

[27:17.64]- l have tO talK tO yOu. - l have tO talK tO yOu tOO. Stay there. -我得跟你谈谈 -我也是，我马上下去

[27:23.08]Shit. 该死

[27:36.60]- This is nOt the lObby. - Have a drinK. -这不是大厅 -喝一杯

[27:39.76]What are yOu dOing, Calling my hOuse, fOllOwing me tO hOtels? 你这是做什么?打电话到我家 跟踪我到饭店?

[27:44.24]COuld yOu sit dOwn fOr One minute and listen tO me? 你能不能坐下来听我说?

[27:47.32]Please. One minute. 给我一分钟就好

[27:52.04]l dOn't have time. l have a bOyfriend and a deadline, 我没有时间 我有男朋友，还要赶稿

[27:54.28]and yOu have a wife and a drinKing prOblem. 而你有老婆，还有酗酒问题

[27:58.00]- l'm nOt drunK. - Then what is yOur exCuse? -我没有醉 -那你有什么藉口?

[27:60.16]SlOw dOwn, l Can't thinK. 不要急，我无法思考

[28:06.100]- l was an asshOle the Other day. - Yes. -前几天我很过分 -没错

[28:11.12]When l said l was leaving, yOu didn't say anything. l gOt nervOus, sO... 当我说我要离开 你却无动于衷，我很紧张

[28:14.76]SO, what? 什么?

[28:20.16]l dOn't KnOw. 我不知道

[28:20.04]This has tO stOp - flirting, jerKing me arOund, Calling my bOyfriend. 你不能再对我调情，耍得我 团团转，打电话给我男朋友

[28:27.84]He dOesn't KnOw abOut yOu, and l dOn't want him tO. 他不知道你是谁 我不想告诉他

[28:28.28]Why? 为什么?

[28:31.40]GO, lie in yOur beige bed. 回家睡在米色床上吧

[28:41.60]Carrie, wait, wait. 凯莉，等一下

[28:44.52]l haven't explained this very well. Wait a minute. Listen. 我是来做进一步解释的 等一下，听我说

[28:49.20]The thing is, fuCK, l miss yOu. 事实是…我想你

[28:51.04]TOO bad. 太迟了

[28:53.44]- DO nOt COme in here. - l have tO talK tO yOu. -不要进来 -我得跟你谈谈

[28:58.24]What? What is it yOu have tO say? 谈什么?有什么好谈的?

[29:01.28]l made a mistaKe. 我错了

[29:04.20]FuCK yOu. 去你的

[29:05.56]l lOve yOu. 我爱你

[29:09.72]FuCK yOu. 去你的

[29:17.72]My mind was yelling hOw angry l was, but my heart... 我的心呐喊着我有多愤怒 但是我的心却…

[29:22.16]FuCK me. 跟我上床

[29:42.04]And just liKe that l lOst my head. 就这样，我失去了理智