Tim:Yeah, it’s great.
Jan:Aren’t you enjoying yourself?
Tim:The massage was okay, but why do I have toget a facial and a body wrap? I’m a guy!
Jan:Men need rejuvenating, too. These are all holistictreatments and you’ll feel like a new man when you’redone. Just enjoy the pampering.
Tim:I feel like an idiot. How am I supposed to relax?
Jan:Why don’t you get a body scrub or a scalpmassage instead? Maybe that’ll calm your nerves.
Tim:I don’t need a body scrub or another massage. I just want to get out of here. When willwe be done?
Jan:After this, all we have left are manicures and pedicures.
Tim:What?! I’m not getting a manicure or a pedicure.
Jan:You did promise to go with me to the spa if I agreed to have your four college friends stayin our house for two weeks, remember?
Tim:Yes, I remember. All right, let’s get this over with.
Jan:Just be glad I didn’t sign you up for waxing!
