搞笑视频之烦人的橙子12 西瓜和烟花
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    西瓜的出场,简直是惊天地泣鬼神,橙子被西瓜的大体积吓得哇哇哇叫了半小时。烟花还没准备好久被点燃了,于是烟花偏离方向飞奔向西瓜,西瓜壮烈的魂飞魄散,烟火的重点是烟花箱,于是所有的同伴都陪着它一起牺牲了。

    Orange: (Singing) Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine! It's about time! Time for sunshine! (laughs) Sunshi-

    (Dane Boedigheimer places Watermelon on the table)

    Watermelon: Whoa! Hello there, little buddy!

    (Orange screams)

    (Watermelon screams, then stops screaming)

    (Orange continues screaming)

    Watermelon: Hey! Why are you screaming?

    (Orange stops screaming)

    Orange: 'Cause you're a monster!

    Watermelon: Me?! I'm not a monster.

    Orange: Yeah, you are! You're a giant orange-eating lizard!

    Watermelon: I'm pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.

    Orange: You're Godzilla!

    Watermelon: Watermelon.

    Orange: Oh. So you're not gonna eat me?

    Watermelon: I wasn't planning on it.

    Orange: Whatever, Godzilla. That's not what Tokyo said. (Laughs)

    Watermelon: (Sighs) So hey! Where's the rest of the party?

    Orange: Oooh! Is it my birthday?

    Watermelon: No.

    Orange: Oooh! I want a pony!

    Watermelon: No, it's not your...

    Orange: And a Nintendo Wii!

    Watermelon: No!

    Orange: And a pony that can play Wii!

    Watermelon: It's not your birthday!

    Orange: Oh. Well, is there cake?

    Watermelon: No, there's no cake.

    Orange: Well, this party sucks. I want my Wii Pony.

    Watermelon: That's not that kind of party.

    Orange: So, what kind of party is it?

    Grand Finale: (Offscreen) Only the greatest party in the world. (Daneboe places him on the table. Patriotic music begins to play) Haven't you heard of the Fourth of July?

    Orange: July who? So, why's there four of them?

    Grand Finale: No. The Fourth of July! It's when we celebrate America's freedom. And we do it by having barbeques, and parades, and shooting fireworks!

    Orange: So, who are you?

    Grand Finale: I'm Finale. Grand Finale, that is. I'm the headliners. You know, last guy on stage.

    Orange: Oooh! I wanna see your show now!

    Grand Finale: Later.

    Orange: No! Do it now!

    Grand Finale: No! It's not even dark yet!

    Orange: Do it! Do it! Do it!

    Grand Finale: No! Even if I wanted you, I don't have a lighter.

    Orange: (with a lighter in his mouth) But, what about this thing? Would that work?

    Grand Finale: Whoa! Hey! What are you doing?! You know how dangerous that is?

    Watermelon: Whoa! Put that down, Orange!

    Orange: (laughing) Sparkly!

    Watermelon: That's dangerous!

    Grand Finale: Hey, knock it off, Squirt! Give me that thing!

    Orange: Okay! (he spit the lighter to Grand Finale)

    Grand Finale: Aw, crap!

    Orange: Whoops!

    Grand Finale: Put it out! (Blowing on the spark) I'm not ready! (Keeps trying to put out the flame) Stop it! (Wiggling & blowing)

    Orange: Wow! Grand Finale really knows how to rock! (Laughs)

    Grand Finale: Whoooa!

    Orange: Uh-oh!

    Watermelon: Uh-oh.

    Grand Finale: (Screams)

    Watermelon: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Explodes when Grand Finale hits him)

    (The lighter falls into a box of fireworks)

    Orange: Whoa!

    (All the fireworks go off)

    Orange: WOW! What a bunch of hot heads! (Laughs) Oooh! Sparkly!

    (The scene cuts to the sky. White words read "Happy Fourth of July!", then cuts to an orange background with Orange;s Fruity Question of the Day asking "What do you want for your birthday?"

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