英语笑话

507　I'll get the new lieutenant 我让新来的副官来干

Serving in Afghanistan is very stressful. So I built a horseshoe pit to help ease the tension. When our sergeant came by to play, everything was in place except for one thing. “Aren't you going to put in the stakes?” he asked. “Nope,” I answered. “Fine, I'll do it myself.” “Okay,” I said. “But remember, this is one of the most heavily land-mined countries in the world.” “You're right!” he said, gingerly stepping out of the pit. “I'll get the new lieutenant.”

在阿富汗服役压力很大，因此我挖了一个做马蹄铁游戏的坑来松弛一下。我们的军士长过来玩的时候，万事俱备，只差一条。他问我：“你不准备打上几个桩子吗？”我说：“不打了。”“行，那我自己来打。”我说：“好，不过要知道这是世界上地雷最密集的国家之一。”他一边小心翼翼地从坑里出来，一边说：“你说得对。我让新来的副官来干。”