英语笑话

599　First Hotel Stay 头一次住旅馆

Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him. “Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!” The bellboy looks at her and says, “Ma'am, this isn't your room, it's the elevator.”

老奶奶头一次进城，她在旅馆开了一间房间。旅馆的男侍者拿起她的行囊，她跟在后面。门关上以后，她看了一圈，挥舞着拳头对侍者说：“小伙子，我可能老了，山里人，但是我不蠢。我花了大价钱，而这间房间根本不行。它这么小，通风不良。为什么连一张床都没有？”那个男侍者看着她说：“夫人，这不是你的房间。这是电梯。”