英语笑话

760　Horse Zoo 大马动物园

Every Sunday I took my five-year-old daughter on an outing. On the way home one afternoon, we stopped at my mother's. “Where did you go today?” she asked my daughter. “To a horse zoo, Grandma.” “A horse zoo?” “Yea, it was fun. They wore numbers and ran around in a big circle.” “So,” my appalled mother asked, glaring at me, “did Daddy's horse win, place, or show?”

每个星期天我都带我五岁的女儿出去玩。有一天下午，在回家的路上我们顺便去看看我妈。她问我女儿：“你们今天上哪里去了？”“奶奶，我们去大马动物园了。”“大马动物园？”“对，那里可好玩了。那些马都带着号码，绕着一个大圈跑。”我妈一边生气地瞪着我，一边问我女儿：“那你爸爸的马跑了第一，第二，还是第三？”