英语笑话

952　I finished off her life 我结束了她的生命

My husband is an insurance agent, and almost everyone on my side of the family uses his services. My older sister also decided to switch her policies to his company. The day he completed her paperwork, my husband proudly announced to me, “I finally finished off your sister's tenant insurance and auto policies. And when she came to my office today,” he continued blithely, “I finished off her life.”

我丈夫是一个保险经纪人，几乎我娘家这边的每个人都用他的服务。我的姐姐也决定把她的保险都转到他的公司。做完我姐姐的书面文件以后，我丈夫骄傲地对我说：“我终于做完了你姐姐的住客保险和汽车保险。”他高兴地继续说：“今天她到我办公室来的时候，我结束了她的生命（我做完了她的人寿保险）。”