英语笑话

953　Are you losing your hearing? 你们有没有丧失听力？

A group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “the loudest rock'n' roll band.” One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, the boys took a break. Rubbing one ear, the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and, pointing to his forehead, replied, “Well, maybe just a little on top.”

有一群乐手骄傲地自称为“最闹的摇滚乐团”。一天晚上，在特别喧闹和沙哑的排练当中休息，领头的歌手揉着耳朵问：“你们有没有丧失听力（hearing）？”低音吉他手耸耸肩膀指着自己的前额说：“嗯，可能头顶掉一点。”（注：看来他是把hearing听成了hair。）