科洛·马里杜尼亚是一颗正在崛起的明星。除非有赛琳娜·戈麦斯这样的大明星在他旁边，在这种情况下，他就坐在原地，很可能会被狗仔队从任何照片中删除。

On his podcast with Jacob Bertrand, Lone Lobos, the Blue Beetle star opens up about the emotional scars of getting "Mike Wazowski'd" at the LAFC game last Sunday.

这位《蓝甲虫》明星在与雅各布·伯特兰的播客中公开了上周日在洛杉矶足球俱乐部比赛中被“迈克·瓦佐夫斯基”击倒的情感创伤。

Maridueña points to an article about Gomez's wide-eyed fascination at the soccer game and how in the photo that runs with the article, Maridueña, who was sitting next to the Only Murders in the Building star and retired audience reaction queen, is conveniently cropped out, save for his shoulder.

马里杜尼亚提到了一篇关于戈麦斯对足球比赛睁大眼睛着迷的文章，以及在文章的照片中，坐在《大楼里的唯一谋杀案》明星、退休观众反应女王旁边的马里杜尼亚是如何被方便地裁剪掉的，只留了肩膀。

"Dude, why did I get cut out right there. Wait, I'm pissed!" Maridueña exclaims, pointing to the photo.

“伙计，我为什么就在那里被裁掉了。等等，我很生气！”马里杜尼亚指着照片喊道。

"Yeah, I got f---ing Mike Wazowski'd, but not Tyga! But Tyga got to keep there?" he notes, referring to the rapper, who, in all fairness, also has Kardashian klout.

“是的，我得到了迈克·瓦佐夫斯基的支持，但泰加没有！但泰加必须坚持下去？”他指出，他指的是这位说唱歌手，公平地说，他也有卡戴珊。

The uncropped picture shows Maridueña "scared" that Inter Miami's newest recruit Lionel Messi was going to score on LAFC, until he was denied by goalie John McCarthy.

这张未经裁剪的照片显示，马里杜尼亚“害怕”国际米兰迈阿密队的新援莱昂内尔·梅西会在LAFC进球，直到他被守门员约翰·麦卡锡拒绝。

"She's standing next to a superhero, bruh," Maridueña jokes. "Bro, the first brown superhero! She's gotta give some love. She has to come out with a statement."

“她站在一个超级英雄旁边，兄弟，”马里杜尼亚开玩笑说。“兄弟，第一个棕色超级英雄！她必须给予一些爱。她必须发表声明。”

In another article, he's also left out in favor of Gomez, Prince Harry, and "F---ing Mario Lopez."

在另一篇文章中，他也被排除在外，支持戈麦斯、哈里王子和“F-ing Mario Lopez”

The game turned out to be disappointing for many involved. LAFC ended up losing, 3-1. Gomez became a meme, no doubt influencing her post-VMA pledge of stillness at all future audience gigs. And Xolo Maridueña learned what some of us have always known, that you don't sit next to someone with nearly half a billion Instagram followers and expect not to be cropped out of a photo with them.

这场比赛对许多参与者来说是令人失望的。LAFC最终以3-1落败。戈麦斯成了一个迷因，无疑影响了她在VMA后对未来所有观众演出的沉默承诺。科洛·马里杜尼亚了解到了我们中的一些人一直都知道的一点，那就是你不会坐在一个拥有近5亿Instagram粉丝的人旁边，期望不会被从与他们的照片中删掉。