2--Nah man, my writing skills is tight.

1--You mean "are" instead of "is," right?

2--Yeah, of course!

1--You should come with me. Our college has great workshops.

2--I don't want to look stupid.

1--You won't. You look stupid using incorrect grammar.

2--Fine. How long is the workshop?

1--It's about an hour.

2--I don't think my attention span is more than 5 minutes.

1--Don't worry, I'll pinch you to wake you up.

2--That's a clever idea.

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注解：
 
1.writing workshop写作班 
2.span跨度
3.pinch捏 

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译文：

1--今天想和我一起去写作班吗？

2--算了，我的写作能力不错。

1--你的意思是“are”而不是“is”，是吗？

2--对，当然！

1--你应该和我一起来。我们学校有很棒的写作班。

2--我不想看起来愚蠢。

1--你不会的。你用错语法才会看起来愚蠢。

2--好吧。写作班有多长时间？

1--大约1小时。

2--我认为我的注意力集中时间不会超过5分钟。

1--别担心，我会把你捏醒。

2--这个主意不错。