2--Hi honey! What’s wrong? Why do you have that look on your face?
 
1--What’s wrong? I thought we agreed that you were gonna quit smoking.

2--No! I said I was going to cut down which is very different. You can’t just expect me to go cold turkey overnight!
 
1--Look, there are other ways to quit. You can try the nicotine patch, or nicotine chewing gum. We spend a fortune on cigarettes every month and now laws are cracking down and not allowing smoking in any public place. It’s not like you can just light up like before.
 
2--I know, I know. I am trying but, I don’t have the willpower to just quit. I can’t fight with the urge to reach for my pack of smokes in the morning with coffee or after lunch! Please understand?
 
1--Fine! I want a divorce!
 
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注解：
 
1.ashtray烟灰缸  
2.patch色斑 
3.willpower意志力  

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译文：

1--这儿闻起来有股烟灰缸的味道。
2--亲爱的，怎么了？你脸上的表情怎么那么难看？
1--怎么了？我原以为你已经同意戒烟了。
2--不是，我是说少抽烟，那完全是另种意思。你不能期望我一夜间就戒烟。
1--有一些方法能戒烟。你可以试下尼古丁贴片或尼古丁口香糖。每个月我们都要在抽烟上花钱。现在法律越来越严，禁止在公共场所吸烟。不像你早先那样像抽就抽。
2--我知道，我知道。我正在努力，但是我的意志力不强。我不能抵挡想早晨喝咖啡或午饭后想抽烟的欲望。你能理解吗？
1--好吧。我想离婚。