2-- Honey, we're in the museum now. We're not here to discuss your coworker's love life. We're here to enjoy the great paintings by Picasso!

1--I know! But it's really important to her! Her whole life could be ruined by this man!

2--You're making a federal case out of it. One unhealthy love affair can't ruin anything. It could even make your life more interesting.

1--Are you serious, John?

2--All I'm trying to say is that life...like... er ... this painting.

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注解：
 
1.blabbermouth多嘴多舌的人   
2. love affair风流韵事      
3.making a federal case out of it小题大做  

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译文：

1--我也知道自己是大嘴巴。但约翰，你觉得她应该怎么做呢？

2--亲爱的，我们现在在美术馆。我们并不是来这里讨论你同事的爱情生活的，我们是来这里欣赏毕加索名画的啊！

1--我知道！但这对她真的很重要。她的一生可能都会被这个男的给毁了。

2--你太小题大做了。一次不伦之恋并不会毁掉任何事，相反，它甚至可能让你的人生更加有趣。

1--你是认真的吗，约翰？

2--我想说的是人生就像……嗯……这幅画一样。