1--I don't get art.
 
2--Or artists.
 
1--They're in a different world.
 
2--I saw a painting of a jar that was full of pencils.
 
1--The artist said the jar was both full and empty.
 
2--But it was full of pencils! How could he say it was empty?
 
1--Artists see things differently.
 
2--Did you ever see anything that Picasso painted?
 
1--Of course! He's world famous.
 
2--Did he ever take art lessons?
 
1--I can't believe it. I drew paintings like that in third grade.
 
2--Where are they? Maybe they are worth millions.
 
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注解：
 
1.artists艺术家  
2.jar瓶子           
3.differently不同地
 
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译文：
 
1--我不懂艺术。
2--或者艺术家。
1--他们生活在另一个世界。
2--我看到一幅画，画着装满铅笔的瓶子。
1--那位画家说这瓶子既是满的又是空的。
2--但它装满了铅笔！他怎么可以说它是空的呢？
1--艺术家用不同的眼光看事物。
2--你见过毕加索的画吗？
1--当然！他是世界上著名的画家。
2--他上过美术课吗？
1--我不敢相信。我在三年级就画成那样。
2--它们在哪？或许它们价值百万。