1--I have to go to the bathroom.
 
2--You drink too much coffee.
 
1--But I love coffee.
 
2--Well, it's your life.
 
1--You eat too much chocolate.
 
2--I don't think so.
 
1--Have you looked in the mirror?
 
2--Do you think I'm getting fat?
 
1--I didn't say that.
 
2--What did you say?
 
1--I said I have to go to the bathroom.
 
2--That's what I thought you said.
 
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注解：
 
1.bathroom洗手间     
2.mirror镜子   
3.getting fat变胖
 
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译文：
 
1--我想去洗手间。
2--你喝了太多咖啡。
1--但是我喜欢咖啡。
2--好吧，那是你的生活。
1--你吃太多巧克力了。
2--我不这样认为。
1--你照镜子了吗？
2--你认为我正在变胖吗？
1--我没那么说。
2--你刚刚说了什么？
1--我说我想去洗手间。
2--我想你是这么说的。