2--I thought you just bought a pair.
 
1--I did.
 
2--What's wrong with them so soon?
 
1--The pants are fine, but the pocket has a huge hole in it.
 
2--You shouldn't carry your keys and pens in your pocket.
 
1--But that's what pockets are for.
 
2--You should carry them in a purse.
 
1--I'm a man, and men don't carry purses!
 
2--Well, you should buy pants with stronger pockets.
 
1--I would if I could find someone who makes strong pockets.
 
2--Try a Google search online.
 
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注解：
 
1.pants裤子  
2.so soon这么快 
3.online在线的 

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译文：
 
1--我需要一条裤子。
2--我以为你刚买了一条。
1--是的。
2--他们这么快就怎么了?
1--裤子很好,但口袋里有一个大洞。
2--你不应该把你的钥匙和笔装在你的口袋里。
1--但这就是口袋的功用。
2--你应该把他们放进钱包。
1--我是一个男人,男人不带钱包!
2--嗯,你应该买有结实口袋的裤子。
1--我在想我是否能找到会做结实口袋的人。
2--尝试谷歌在线搜索。