相信看到这一集的你一定会很幸灾乐祸。橙子终于遇到劲敌了。并且这个同胞无论是讲冷笑话还是搞怪都比橙子更牛掰。看到橙子第一次面对强敌脸上落寞的表情还真是不适应。好在，导演保留了橙子的主演地位，再出色的劲敌，也改变不了最后的命运。即使再后来，厨房里多了无数个橙子，让主角也体验了崩溃的感觉……
ORANGE: It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.Hmm... Oh...
橙子：我一个人在这好孤独啊.....呼....咳
OTHER ORANGE: [muffled noises]
其它橙子：呜呜...嗯
ORANGE: Hey, what's that?
橙子：嘿，那是啥...小朋友?
OTHER ORANGE: Whoa! Hello, that was fun. [laughs]
其它橙子：哇噢，放在这里就好了，哈哈哈
ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!
橙子：嘿，你是橙子诶。
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, you're an orange!
其它橙子：嘿，你是橙子诶。
ORANGE: I'm an orange!
橙子：我是一个橙子。
OTHER ORANGE: I'm an orange!
其它橙子：我是一个橙子。
ORANGE: That's what I said.
橙子：那是我说的话。
OTHER ORANGE: That's what I said.
其它橙子：那是我说的话。
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, you wanna hear a joke?
橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，你想听笑话吗?
OTHER ORANGE: Okay.
其它橙子：好啊。
ORANGE: Why'd the chicken cross the--
橙子：Weism小鸡要穿过...
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange?
其它橙子：嘿，嘿橙子?
ORANGE: What?
橙子：干嘛?
OTHER ORANGE: Why'd the orange go blind?
其它橙子：为什么橙子会瞎?
ORANGE: Huh?
橙子：啥?
OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he was low on Vitamin C.
其它橙子：因为他维生素see不够，嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, I was telling jokes.
橙子：嘿，我刚刚在讲笑话诶
OTHER ORANGE: Get it? Vitamin C?
其它橙子：懂了吗?维生素see? 嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange!What'd the orange say before he went to work?
橙子：嘿，嘿橙子。橙子上班前要说什么?
OTHER ORANGE: "Back to the rind" [guffaws]
其它橙子：重“批”战袍。
ORANGE: Hey, that's my joke!
橙子：嘿，那是我的笑话(干嘛破我的梗)。
OTHER ORANGE: [guffawing continues]
其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, how many oranges does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
橙子：嘿，嘿橙子，要几个橙子才能装好灯泡
OTHER ORANGE: [grunts, farts] [laughs]
其它橙子：嘻嘻嘻(放屁)哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: What was that? I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just--
橙子：干嘛?我在讲笑话诶，
OTHER ORANGE: [wet fart] Oh. There was a little pulp in that one.
其它橙子：放屁，这个有点水哦，哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: What is wrong with you?
橙子：你有病啊?
OTHER ORANGE: I think I'm a little ripe. [guffaws]
其它橙子：我想我有点熟了，哼嘻嘻嘻
ORANGE: Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can't do this. [burps, laughs]
橙子：哦，是嘛?你能这样吗?打嗝。哈哈哈哈
OTHER ORANGE: Oh, anybody can do that. Watch. [belches loudly] Told you I'm ripe.
其它橙子：额，谁都会好不好，看好了。(打得超大声)跟你说我熟啦。
ORANGE: You're annoying.
橙子：你很烦(低能)。
OTHER ORANGE: No, I'm not. I'm an orange.
其它橙子：不，我不是，我是橙子。
ORANGE: Well, you're--
橙子：我看你是...
OTHER ORANGE: Hey, hey Orange, why'd the orange fall out of a tree?
其它橙子：嘿，嘿，橙子，为什么橙子会从树上掉下来?
ORANGE: 'Cause you're stupid?
橙子：因为它很低能吗?
OTHER ORANGE: 'Cause he went out on a limb. [laughs]
其它橙子：因为他(枯)哭了。哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: [growls]
橙子：怒
OTHER ORANGE: [continues laughing] I'm so funny. I tell the best jokes in the world.
其它橙子：哈哈哈哈哈。干嘛这么爽，我说了世界上最好笑的笑话吗?
ORANGE: Hey, Orange!
橙子：嘿，橙子。
OTHER ORANGE: What? What is it, Orange?
其它橙子：干嘛?干嘛?
ORANGE: Knife.
橙子：刀。
OTHER ORANGE: Huh? [screaming]
其它橙子：啊?啊啊啊啊啊
ORANGE: [laughing]
橙子：哈哈哈哈
ORANGE: Hey Orange, way to go.You've got lots of guts. [laughs]Get it? Guts? Oh, that's a lot better. Peace and quiet.Hey, what are you doing?
橙子：嘿，橙子，你蛮有料的嘛。(gut，勇气，内脏)哈哈哈哈，有听懂吗?蛮有了得，哈哈哈，哦，好多了，安静又和平。诶，你在干嘛?
OTHER ORANGES: Oh! Whoa! Ow! Hey, watch out.
更多橙子：哦，额，诶，小心点。
ORANGE: No.
橙子：不。
OTHER ORANGES: Hey, another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey, Orange! Hey, Orange!
其它橙子：嘿，有一个橙子诶，诶，另一个橙子，哦，另一个橙子。诶，橙子。
ORANGE: Noooooooooooooooo!
橙子：不呜呜呜呜呜呜
