iphone强大的性能基本上已经是路人皆知。但是无论有多彪悍，在这个人神共拍的橙子面前，依然太弱势。强大的iphone下场又会怎样呢?遇上橙子，注定悲剧。这一集告诉我们不能轻易动怒，自己短路了，找谁负责去?还好旁边的黑莓在充电，逃过一劫。
Annoying Orange: Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!
橙子：嘿，苹果，嘿，苹果，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿苹果，嘿!
Apple iPhone: Is there something I can help you with, Orange?
iPhone: 有什么可以为你效劳的吗，橙子。
Annoying Orange: You're funny looking! (laughter)
橙子：你长得真好笑。
Apple iPhone: Yes, you keep saying that.
iPhone：随你怎么说。
Annoying Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!
橙子：嘿，嘿，苹果。
Apple iPhone: Yes?
iPhone：干嘛?
Annoying Orange: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
橙子：你能用舌头碰到你的鼻尖吗?(橙子烦人专用勾搭语)
Apple iPhone: Uh.......
iPhone：额。。。
Annoying Orange: Like this!
橙子：像这样。
Apple iPhone: To point a fact, Orange, you don't have a nose.
iPhone：橙子，你就认命吧，你压根儿没鼻子。
Annoying Orange: You're not trying!
橙子：你又没试。
Apple iPhone: I don't have a nose, either!
iPhone：我也没鼻子。
Annoying Orange: C'mon! It's fun!
橙子：试试吗，很好玩的。
Apple iPhone: Quit it!
iPhone：别闹了。
Annoying Orange: You're no fun! I bet you can't do anything cool!
橙子：你真无聊，我保证你不会做酷动作。
Apple iPhone: Well, sure! I can do all kinds of things! I can tell our exact GPS corrindates if this-
iPhone：当然，我可以坐任何事，我可以用GPS导航带你如果你...
Annoying Orange: Boring! Hey! Hey, Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice! (spitting orange juice)
橙子：你果然很无聊，嘿，嘿苹果，你绝对不会吐橙子吧。(吐口水ing)
Apple iPhone: Hey! Don't do that! My Orange's almost up!
iPhone:嘿，你在干嘛，我身价上亿诶。
Annoying Orange: (Laughing) Still bored!
橙子：哈哈哈哈，还是很无聊。
Apple iPhone: I can help do your taxes!
iPhone：我可以帮你纠正口音。
Annoying Orange: Snoresville, USA! Population: Apple. (laughter)
橙子：美国，布朗斯维尔，人口：苹果，哈哈哈哈。
Apple iPhone: Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection!
iPhone: 我可以秀我强大的音乐功能。
Orange: Because it's boring?
橙子：很无聊。
Apple iPhone: I have ABBA
iPhone：我还有ABBA。
Orange: Your music sucks.
橙子：听起来就是水货。
Apple iPhone: Would you like to hear some Nickelback?
iPhone: 想听五分钱乐队的歌吗?
Orange: I can make much better music! La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!
橙子：我唱得都比他好，啦啦啦啦啦啦
Apple iPhone: Please stop that. That's really annoying!
iPhone: 停，别制造噪音了。
Orange: La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
橙子：啦啦啦啦啦啦
Apple iPhone: STOP IT!! You know what I can do? I can autotune you and make you less annoying!
iPhone: 闭嘴，我可以把你的声音变好听点。
Orange: Uh-uh! No, you can't.
橙子：喔喔，你没那本事。
Orange: (laughing) That's awesome! Do this, do this! La la la la la la La... Hey!
橙子：哈哈哈哈，太酷了，再录一次，再录一次，啦啦啦啦啦，嘿!
Orange: (Laughs) Whoa! You're pretty awesome, Apple!
橙子：哇哦，真是个神奇的苹果诶。
Apple iPhone: Well, thank you.
iPhone: 还好，谢谢。
Orange: But you still can't spit orange juice! (spits orange juice at Apple)
橙子：但是你还是不能吐橙汁。(又对苹果吐口水)
Apple iPhone: (groans) Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics!
iPhone: 老兄，你吐得我满身都是，我是“电”子产品诶。
Orange: Whoops! (laughing)
橙子：喔，哈哈哈哈哈
(Apple overheats as he groans)
苹果“火冒三丈
”
Orange: Uh-oh.
橙子：哦..
Apple iPhone: What, Orange?
iPhone: 干嘛?
Orange: Do you smell that?
橙子：你闻到什么问道没?
Apple iPhone: I told you, Orange, we don't have noses!
iPhone: 橙子，我跟你说了，我们是没有鼻子的。
Orange: Smells like.........smoke.
橙子： 闻起来有烟味。
Apple iPhone: The only thing I smell is-
iPhone: 我唯一能闻到的就是
Orange: Apple? Apple? Oh! I liked Apple, too. Oh well. Hey, Blackberry!
橙子：苹果?苹果?哦，我也喜欢苹果。哎，嘿，黑莓!
Blackberry (Phone ): Uh, not right now, man. My battery is seriously low.
黑莓手机：哦，我现在没空，没看见我在充电吗?
Orange: No, not you! You!
橙子：No...no...no, 不是说你。
Blackberry (fruit): Hey, Orange! What's going on?
黑莓水果：嘿，橙子，最近咋样啊?
Orange: Knife!
橙子：刀!
黑莓牺牲了。
