Hey, Han insists we can't leave tonight without doing our side work.

小憨憨说了，今晚不把其他活儿做完就不能下班回家。

So I made him into a chihuahua wearing a diaper.

所以我把他的头改到穿着尿布的吉娃娃图上。

Check your phone. Caroline?

快看你的手机。卡洛琳？

Someone got some new pants!

某人终于有新裤子啦！

I wasn't finished! No, I was.

我还没秀完呢！但我看够了。

Max, I didn't want to tell you this, but I was secretly worried my booty was gone.

麦克斯，我本来不想告诉你的，但我曾私底下担心我的翘臀没了。

Turns out, it was just the pants. It's still there. Take a picture of it.

但结果是裤子的问题。老娘的翘臀还在。快拍个照留念。

Okay, let me see. Perfect! Now, let's send a group-text to our diner family.

好的，给我看看。太完美了！快群发给我们餐厅的群成员。

And I'd like you to copy me on that, because I want to send it to my dad in prison. He'll be so proud.

对了，你也要给我发一份，因为我想把这照片发给我监狱里的爸爸。他肯定会为我感到骄傲。

Yeah, 'cause I'm sure he's not seeing any asses there.

是啊，他在监狱里肯定"见不着"什么屁股。

You know what I love about these pants?

你知道我喜欢这条裤子什么吗？

How they make my butt look... Can you see it through the window? I got new pants.

它让我的屁股看起来...你关了窗户还能看见吗？我有新裤子啦。