There... I french-fried my phone. What else can I do?

瞧，我把我的手机炸了。你还想我怎么样？

I mean, really, it is technology's fault. It's turning us against each other.

真的，这是科技的错。它让我们彼此翻脸。

Caroline, I swear, I will never accidentally say anything about you again that I never meant.

卡洛琳，我发誓，我再也不会意外说出任何我不是真心说你的坏话。

I have to get ready for work. It's fine.

我得开始干活了。没关系啦。

Stop saying that. Please stop saying it's fine. "Fine" doesn't mean fine.

别这么说。拜托不要再说"没关系"了。"没关系"就是有关系。

The scale goes great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine.

形容事情好坏的顺序是很棒，很好，还行，不行，我讨厌你，没关系。

If "fine" meant fine, that'd be great, but it doesn't, okay?

如果"没关系"真的是没关系，那当然是最好，但它不是。

You're right. It's not fine. It sucks. I'm hurt. You're the one person I care most about.

你说的对。的确有关系。这太过分了。我受伤了。你是我最在乎的人。

No, you are the one person I care the most about.

不，你才是我唯一让我最在乎的人。

Well, right now it doesn't feel that way.

但现在感觉就不是那样。

It has to feel that way! You are my best friend, Caroline! I love you.

必须是那样！你是我最好的朋友，卡洛琳！我爱你。

Oh, my god, now I'm really gonna throw up.

天啊，现在我是真的要吐了。