橙子跑到超级马利欧兄弟游戏中。挡住了超级玛丽去见公主的路，橙子的一大绝招就是误听，超级玛丽的口音，哎，成了橙子的主打盾牌。

Mario: Golly! I must save the princess.

Mario: What the? Where's King Koopa he's always in here?

Orange: Hee-ha-ha-ha!

Mario: What was a that Toadstool? Toad?

Orange: I'm not toad I'm a Orange. Hee-ha-ha-ha!

Mario: Oh, no what did you do to the Princess and Toad.

Orange: Toad is that a frog?

Mario: NO!

Mario - No, you know. Hes more like.. Mushroom.

Orange - I know him, hes a, fun-gi.

Mario - Alright, enough of the funny stuff. Are you ready to fight?

Orange - Not really. Im kinda hungry.

Mario - Then try one of my spicy meatballs.

Orange - Hahaha, meatballs? More like your throwing boogers. Stop throwing boogers Mr. Pick'n'Flick.

Mario - Its not a booger and im not Mr. Pick'n'Flick. Im super Mario.

Orange - Spaghetti o's? I love spaghetti o's!!

Mario - No no no, its Super Mario. Not spaghetti o.

Orange - Uh oh.

Mario - What do you mean 'uh oh?'

Orange - Uh oh spaghetti o's.

Mario - *grrr* fireball.

Orange - Hey spaghetti o's, use a cleanex already. Geez.

Mario - Well, you no good two-bit orange.

Orange - Two bit? Im at least eight bits.

Mario - Urgh. Don't make me take my gloves off. I can get real mean when I want to. Just ask my brother Luigi.

Orange - Did you say Linguini? Your family's made of pasta. You have a sister named Ravioli?

Mario - You tell me where the princess is or else.

Orange - Or else what? Shell?

Mario - Shell? What are you talking about you crazy Orange?

Orange - Turtle shell. *burp*

Mario - Oh.

Orange - Whoa. Spaghetti o's is bite-size.

Mario - Oh great you have shrunk me. You like a big orange ______.

Orange - Oh don't worry bite size spaghetti o's. It could be worse.

Mario - Could be worse? Now I will never find the princess. How could it possibly be worse?

Orange - I dunno. Bullet?

Mario - A what?

Orange - Bullet.

Mario - Oh.

Orange - Ah, Super Mario. More like Stupid Mario eh guys?

*princess huffs*

Orange - I defeated bowser and saved you guys hours ago.

Princess - Yeah, and by defeated bowser you mean annoyed the living crap outta him until he just got angry and left..

Orange - Whatever princess Apple.

Princess - Thats Peach, thank you very much.

Orange - Your an apple.

Bowser - Hey. You guys are still here? I told you already. Get outta my dungeon you free loaders.