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　　Thought you could escape me in first class?

　　Eliza, wait.

　　Look, I know it's intimidating to fall for a girl with a strong pelvic floor and an advertising presence on her Facebook page...

　　No, no. It's not that.

　　Then what?

　　Devices off.

　　Seat belts buckled.

　　He was...married?

　　And I just needed to gif my way through that.

　　Nausea, dizziness, a legit case of ham tongue.

　　It was either the turbulence or grinder's remorse or a rare combination of the...

　　Well...That was, uh...Are you okay?

　　Can you please move your nuts?

　　Yep.

　　Married. You're married.

　　Why does this crap always happen to...

　　So, hey, maybe you should...head to the bathroom now.

　　I think they've got a toilet in there.

　　One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

　　Two can be as bad as one.

　　It's the loneliest number since the number one?