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　　So, any plans for the weekend?

　　No.

　　So, no girlfriend.

　　I'm just trying to determine if it's your utter lack of personal connections that makes you...so good at your job.

　　I find it rather easy not to form personal connections in a city that only values wireless connection.

　　Mm. Good morning. How are you?

　　Good morning. How are you?

　　I was dreading going into work.

　　So I waited until the coast was clear, like Katy Perry's skin on Proactiv.

　　Oh. I missed one. Good morning, and how are you?

　　Did you hear?

　　No.

　　B.F.B.S...Got played like "Flappy bird".

　　Mortified. Com. Then hurled, overslept, O.D.'d on the bean, contracted legit hamster breath.

　　Ugh.

　　And now I'm hella-late for the staff meeting.

　　Okay. Well, have a nice day.

　　I was praying the whole company had forgotten about my epic fail...

　　Or, at the very least, was willing to make like Elsa and "Let it go."

　　All right, everybody, settle down.

　　Bring it home, everybody.

　　Beautiful. Good.

　　Now, as you all know, this company took a Major hit when our best-selling pediatric nasal spray was pulled from the shelves for causing satanic hallucinations.

　　Ah, allegedly.

　　Allegedly Is right.

　　Nonetheless, the product was recalled and reformulated.

　　But whether or not we could regain the market's trust was...TBD.

　　But now, thanks to one man, it's a big, fat "D"!

　　Henry, you loon, get up here!

　　Come on, Henry! Come on.

　　Yeah! We love this guy.

　　Don't worry...I'm not gonna make out with you.

　　I'm not gonna make out with you. I lied about that.