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　　Even if you are in a passionless marriage, it doesn't mean adultery is okay.

　　Okay, you know what I wasn't in the mood for?

　　A lecture from my hipster-crite neighbor Bryn.

　　She's the worst...

　　With her nail art and her chevron stripes and her non-prescription prescription glasses and her bffs who love to diy and their top knots and Peter Pan collars and cross body bags.

　　It's weird.

　　She defines herself by her sexuality, but I actually think it's the least interesting thing about her.

　　Okay, first of all, I had no idea he was married when we engaged in gland-to-gland combat,

　　and second of all, I get super horny when I travel, and that's not my fault...that's science.

　　We weren't talking about you.

　　We were discussing "Fear of Flying."

　　By Erica Jong.

　　We're a book club.

　　I know that.

　　How stupid do you think I am?

　　I tried sending an S.O.Text to my own friends to see if anyone would bring me a ginger ale...

　　But no luck.

　　Is there a market close to me that delivers?

　　I found five markets.

　　Two of them are fairly close to you.

　　When Siri is the only person who's there for you...It kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends.